Stare Dad

I want a drink of water! Go the f*** to sleep. Sam Jackson is better Frozone?!

I want a drink of water! Go the f*** to sleep. Sam Jackson is better Frozone?!  Stare Dad

Pai, estou com fome! Fala com a sua mae Ela nao esta na cozinha! Ela o que?

Pai, estou com fome! Fala com a sua mae Ela nao esta na cozinha! Ela o que?  Stare Dad

Dad I paid my bill today Did BABARA take yo monay? Yes...why? YOU SPEND TO MUCH!

Dad I paid my bill today Did BABARA take yo monay? Yes...why? YOU SPEND TO MUCH!  Stare Dad

I'm too sick for school today! The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. What? G.T.F.O.

I'm too sick for school today! The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. What? G.T.F.O.  Stare Dad

Dad this black man touched my penis! Well who was it? Bill Cosby.... WHOPPIN DAT ASS!

Dad this black man touched my penis! Well who was it? Bill Cosby.... WHOPPIN DAT ASS!  Stare Dad

Dad theirs a spider on my wall! Kill it. But its hairy... PUBES!

Dad theirs a spider on my wall! Kill it. But its hairy... PUBES!  Stare Dad

Dad, my girlfriend dumped me! I need closure! You know what you need to do? Ummm...what? YOU NEED TO CLOSURE VAGINA

Dad, my girlfriend dumped me! I need closure! You know what you need to do? Ummm...what? YOU NEED TO CLOSURE VAGINA   Stare Dad

Dad, I got my English Teacher! Who is it? Ms. Gee Thoreau.

Dad, I got my English Teacher! Who is it? Ms. Gee Thoreau.  Stare Dad

Papa, si existen tantos chistes de Chuck Norris...conoces algun chiste sobre Bruce Lee? Por supuesto que no! Por que no? XQ BRUCE LEE NO ERA UN CHISTE, PENDEJO!!!

Papa, si existen tantos chistes de Chuck Norris...conoces algun chiste sobre Bruce Lee? Por supuesto que no! Por que no? XQ BRUCE LEE NO ERA UN CHISTE, PENDEJO!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, have you seen my LSD? Not now son. We have bigger problems. What? There are dragons in the kitchen

Dad, have you seen my LSD? Not now son.
We have bigger problems. What? There are dragons in the kitchen  Stare Dad
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