Stare Dad

Dad, I just shit frozen yougurt! How did it taste? How did what taste? The yougurt?!

Dad, I just shit frozen yougurt! How did it taste? How did what taste? The
yougurt?!  Stare Dad

Theres nothing in my fortune cookie dad... Not surprising. WHY? I don't see much of a future for you either.

Theres nothing in my fortune cookie dad... Not surprising. WHY? I don't see much of a future for you either.  Stare Dad

Dad, I just had sex! So did I. With who? ...

Dad, I just had sex! So did I. With who? ...  Stare Dad

Dad! I was killed on COD ......hmm ... what? NOOB

Dad! I was killed on COD ......hmm ... what? NOOB  Stare Dad

Dad, why won't you give me money for dance lessons!?!? That's for Mai-Ling. Mom said I could. Bring me the paddle.

Dad, why won't you give me money for dance lessons!?!? That's for Mai-Ling. Mom said I could. Bring me the paddle.  Stare Dad

We got trouble Admins! What is it? We have been out trolled. What?!

We got trouble Admins! What is it? We have been out trolled. What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, I got into UMBC What did you say I Got into UMBC..? When the fuck are you transferring

Dad, I got into UMBC What did you say I Got into UMBC..? When the fuck are you transferring  Stare Dad

Piper! BTC auditions! ERM MAH GERD! When are they? In three weeks. Fuck.

Piper! BTC auditions! 
ERM MAH GERD! When are they? In three weeks. Fuck.  Stare Dad

Dad, I got a date with a cougar! Does your mom now about this? She is the cougar She's What?!

Dad, I got a date with a cougar! Does your mom now about this? She is the cougar She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad! Why is my butt hurting It wasn't enough room For what? Double Penetration.

Dad! Why is my butt hurting It wasn't enough room For what? Double Penetration.  Stare Dad
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