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Daaad! I hate playing sports! I get hurt too easily! Are these sports played on a beach? No.. Why? I assumed you were cranky from too much sand in your vagina.

Daaad! I hate playing sports! I get hurt too easily! Are these sports played on a beach? No.. Why? I assumed you were cranky from too much sand in your vagina.  Stare Dad

Papa! Me he cagado en los pantalones Cometelo ... AHORA

Papa! Me he cagado en los pantalones Cometelo ... AHORA  Stare Dad

Dad I was melested Theirs a gun in the closet why would I need that. Do i look like I love u?

Dad I was melested Theirs a gun in the closet why would I need that. Do i look like I love u?  Stare Dad

Dad! Dad! I really need your help! I didn't come here to hear you speak Why are you here? I came looking for booty.

Dad! Dad! I really need your help! I didn't come here to hear you speak Why are you here? I came looking for booty.  Stare Dad

DAD I WET THE BED! They know. what..? They all know.

DAD I WET THE BED! They know. what..? They all know.  Stare Dad

Where did my brother Kihz go?? He's gone away for a while ... I mean forever. Why?? What happened? He lost his 30 to Campers and Swat Merk.

Where did my brother Kihz go?? He's gone away for a while ... I mean forever. Why?? What happened? He lost his 30 to Campers and Swat Merk.  Stare Dad

Poland vs Rest of the world Fuck off Poland vs rest Say what?

Poland vs Rest of the world Fuck off Poland vs rest Say what?  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm still talking about Bethany College Didn't you already graduate? Yes.... Get a job.

Dad, I'm still talking about Bethany College Didn't you already graduate? Yes.... Get a job.  Stare Dad

DAD! the world is ending! is your homework done? no? Then fucking do it!

DAD! the world is ending! is your homework done? no? Then fucking do it!  Stare Dad

Dad, the vikings were up 20-0 at the half and lost 26-23 Didn't that happen last week? yeah We should move to buffalo

Dad, the vikings were up 20-0 at the half and lost 26-23  Didn't that happen last week? yeah We should move to buffalo  Stare Dad
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