Stare Dad

Dad! Some kid tied me to a tree at recess today! .....Was it John? ..Yes. How did you know? Because it's about time you grew a dick.

Dad! Some kid tied me to a tree at recess today! .....Was it John? ..Yes. How did you know? Because it's about time you grew a dick.  Stare Dad

Dad, i love you! Love? what? Fuck you.

Dad, i love you! Love? what? Fuck you.  Stare Dad

DAD! Mom made milkshakes. Are all the boys in the yard? Y-Yeah? Get my gun!

DAD! Mom made milkshakes. Are all the boys in the yard? Y-Yeah? Get my gun!  Stare Dad

Dad! Tony Romo threw an interception! He'll make up for it. It's the 4th quarter Are you fucking kidding me!?

Dad! Tony Romo threw an interception! He'll make up for it. It's the 4th quarter Are you fucking kidding me!?  Stare Dad

Dad, Soebody called me a fuck boy! That's that shit I don't like Huh? BANG BANG

Dad, Soebody called me a fuck boy! That's that shit I don't like Huh? BANG BANG   Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry Dick What? DICK CHEESE

Dad, I'm hungry
 Dick What? DICK CHEESE  Stare Dad

It's election day... what do I do?!?! Bring out the pie... What pie? HOFFMEISTER - PAI

It's election day... what do I do?!?! Bring out the pie... What pie? HOFFMEISTER - PAI  Stare Dad

Daaaad I can't eat my frozen pizza! Did you cook it first? Yes, it tastes like freezer... Get out of my sight.

Daaaad I can't eat my frozen pizza! Did you cook it first? Yes, it tastes like freezer... Get out of my sight.  Stare Dad

Dad, I just landed an eight on minesweeper. Then god help us.. But.. God help us all.

Dad, I just landed an eight on minesweeper. Then god help us.. But.. God help us all.  Stare Dad

Dad, Osama is dead! I'm gonna go celebrate! Aren't you forgetting something? My Jacket? TIME SHEETS

Dad, Osama is dead! I'm gonna go celebrate! Aren't you forgetting something? My Jacket? TIME SHEETS  Stare Dad
Like us for More!