Stare Dad

Dad I have a girlfriend!!! Nancy How did you... Banged her.

Dad I have a girlfriend!!! Nancy How did you... Banged her.  Stare Dad

Dad! Did you hear the news about Amy Winehouse? No...? She died of a drug overdose next door. .....my STASH!

Dad! Did you hear the news about Amy Winehouse? No...? She died of a drug overdose next door. .....my STASH!  Stare Dad

Dad! Mom left with the car! ok... She took all the beer... GET MY GUN.

Dad! Mom left with the car! ok... She took all the beer... GET MY GUN.  Stare Dad

DAD! My friend Timmy is dating a younger girl! Is her name Billie? ...yeah... Surprise. I'm Billie.

DAD! My friend Timmy is dating a younger girl! Is her name Billie? ...yeah... Surprise. I'm Billie.  Stare Dad

DAD! Let's watch iCarly!! I LOVE THAT SHOW!! You only like iCarly because you get to watch little girls...

DAD! Let's watch iCarly!! I LOVE THAT SHOW!! You only like iCarly because you get to watch little girls...  Stare Dad

Where do all the kittens and puppies come from!? ... Dad? DUMPSTERS!

Where do all the  kittens and puppies come from!? ... Dad? DUMPSTERS!   Stare Dad

My peener hurts dad! Got the durp herps? The what? THE DURP HERPS

My peener hurts dad! Got the durp herps? The what? THE DURP HERPS  Stare Dad

Omg Skrillex died!! -juan He got shot in mexico? Yes.... Sonny Moore is no more, son.

Omg Skrillex died!!      -juan He got shot in mexico? Yes.... Sonny Moore is no more, son.   Stare Dad

dad a new titanic movie came out so...your point is and its in 3D ...get my keys... .... Caption 6 goes here

dad a new titanic movie came out so...your point is and its in 3D ...get my keys... .... Caption 6 goes here  Stare Dad

DAD! I'm going to get beat up tomorrow at school! Well go handle it yourself. But he'll kick YOUR but! Oh, HELL NO! ...

DAD! I'm going to get beat up tomorrow at school! Well go handle it yourself. But he'll kick YOUR but! Oh, HELL NO! ...  Stare Dad
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