Stare Dad

DAD! My goldfish is missing! He will always be with you. What do you mean? We're having fish tacos for dinner.

DAD! My goldfish is missing! He will always be with you. What do you mean? We're having fish tacos for dinner.  Stare Dad

Dad! Where's mom!? In this chair Huh? I AM YOUR MOM

Dad! Where's mom!? In this chair Huh? I AM YOUR MOM  Stare Dad

Dad, pedo bears in the closet!!! kill him then he said hes gonna hurt me with pink stick things... MY DILDOS!!!! wait a minute?? in my room??

Dad, pedo bears in the closet!!! kill him then he said hes gonna hurt me with pink stick things... MY DILDOS!!!! wait a minute?? in my room??  Stare Dad

boy biscuit!!! yea top man de gyal breed She's What?!

boy biscuit!!! yea top man  de gyal breed She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, theres pubes in my spaghetti that would explain everything. why? because theres spaghetti in my pubes!

Dad, theres pubes in my spaghetti that would explain everything. why? because theres spaghetti in my pubes!  Stare Dad

Dad,i wanna go to school It's Antonfest But dad.. It's ANTONFEST, you piece of shit!

Dad,i wanna go to school It's Antonfest  But dad..  It's ANTONFEST, you piece of shit!  Stare Dad

Dad there are terrorists outside and they said that they are going to have sex with mom I don't care You wanna watch? Yeah...

Dad there are terrorists outside and they said that they are going to have sex with mom I don't care You wanna watch? Yeah...  Stare Dad

Dad, Today's MADFEST What's MADFEST? MADFEST IS SOMETHING AWESOME! WHAT?!! AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT?!

Dad, Today's MADFEST What's MADFEST? MADFEST IS SOMETHING AWESOME! WHAT?!! AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT?!  Stare Dad

Dad you don't get no bitches You know how many bitches I had to fuck to make you. Ummm One 1.5

Dad you don't get no bitches You know how many bitches I had to fuck to make you. Ummm One 1.5  Stare Dad

Dad I don't want to go to school. Then don't you got Dora the explorer to learn Spanish! How about math, english and the other subjects! Umizoomi!

Dad I don't want to go to school. Then don't you got Dora the explorer to learn Spanish! How about math, english and the other subjects! Umizoomi!  Stare Dad
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