Stare Dad

Dad, there're Jehovah's Witnesses at the door! Just stay away from the window. They have thin mints GET THE BIBLE

Dad, there're Jehovah's Witnesses at the door! Just stay away from the window. They have thin mints GET THE BIBLE  Stare Dad

DADADADADADAD!! Tell me right now you sonofabitch huh? DON'T...LEAVE ME HANGING

DADADADADADAD!! Tell me right now you sonofabitch huh? DON'T...LEAVE ME HANGING  Stare Dad

Mike can't make the quiz... He must be on the night shift... Nope, he's off... HE BETRAYS AGAIN?!?

Mike can't make the quiz... He must be on the night shift... Nope, he's off... HE BETRAYS AGAIN?!?  Stare Dad

Dad, my friends told me you are a pedophile! Yes, I am. huh?... I'm going to suck your dick!

Dad, my friends told me you are a pedophile! Yes, I am. huh?... I'm going to suck your dick!  Stare Dad

Dad, I just saw Jerry Sandusky molesting a child! Did you tell Joe Paterno? Yes... Then what's the problem?

Dad, I just saw Jerry Sandusky molesting a child! Did you tell Joe Paterno? Yes... Then what's the problem?  Stare Dad

Dad, I saw a Ghost! Ghosts aren't real. But the maid said they are. Pack your things, we have no maid!

Dad, I saw a Ghost! Ghosts aren't real. But the maid said they are. Pack your things, we have no maid!  Stare Dad

Dad, i do drugs ok, sell me some but i lost them What?!

Dad, i do drugs ok, sell me some  but i lost them What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, a monster's trying to kill me! Do you think I can take him? umm, yes? LET'S DANCE

Dad, a monster's trying to kill me! Do you think I can take him? umm, yes?  LET'S DANCE  Stare Dad

Dad, my fish is swimming upside down! what's upside down? On it's back! Good.

Dad, my fish is swimming upside down! what's upside down? On it's back! Good.  Stare Dad

Dad, I accidentally drove Cory off a cliff in your car! Good... Why is that good? I hate Cory

Dad, I accidentally drove Cory off a cliff in your car! Good... Why is that good? I hate Cory  Stare Dad
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