Stare Dad

Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan! We're no strangers to love... ...Wait, what? You know the rules, and now you die!

Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan! We're no strangers to love... ...Wait, what? You know the rules, and now you die!  Stare Dad

Dad! Mommy won't let me change the channel! So she isn't upstairs? No... Bitch escaped.

Dad! Mommy won't let me change the channel! So she isn't upstairs? No... Bitch escaped.  Stare Dad

Dad, my friend Ben Pinkston touched me inappropriately! I know Wha..how? I AM BEN PINKSTON

Dad, my friend Ben Pinkston touched me inappropriately! I know Wha..how? I AM BEN PINKSTON  Stare Dad

Dad, I just had sex! Was she hot? No. Go get your sperm back!

Dad, I just had sex! Was she hot? No. Go get your sperm back!  Stare Dad

BARK!! .... ...bark? BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!! *Puts book down*

BARK!! .... ...bark? BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!! *Puts book down*  Stare Dad

DAD! I HAD THAT HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE AGAIN! Which one? Robots raping me... 11000011001001011100011101110101110

DAD! I HAD THAT HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE AGAIN! Which one? Robots raping me... 11000011001001011100011101110101110  Stare Dad

We've got a 300 word commentary to write! Half-an-hour before job. There's reading. There's what?!

We've got a 300 word commentary to write! Half-an-hour before job. There's reading. There's what?!  Stare Dad

Jesus is over your left shoulder! Who? Your god? My god!

Jesus is over your left shoulder! Who? Your god? My god!  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm Jewish So? Kids make fun of me Merry Christmas

Dad, I'm Jewish So? Kids make fun of me Merry Christmas  Stare Dad

Dad, my sister wants to fuck me! Fuck her then. I stole her virginity now. Run.

Dad, my sister wants to fuck me! Fuck her then. I stole her virginity now. Run.  Stare Dad
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