Stare Dad

Dad! Mom's dead! No she isn't. Wait..what? I AM YOUR MOTHER.

Dad! Mom's dead! No she isn't. Wait..what? I AM YOUR MOTHER.  Stare Dad

Rao, Pat's lost on South Beach Bars? He's scurred Gotta get down on friday

Rao, Pat's lost on South Beach Bars? He's scurred Gotta get down on friday  Stare Dad

Dad! what was that noise last night?! I had sex with chloe But she has a dick I KNOW

Dad! what was that noise last night?! I had sex with chloe But she has a dick I KNOW  Stare Dad

Dad! I need your help with lifting the heavy boxes Makin toast! But... Butterin toast! Caption 5 goes here

Dad! I need your help with lifting the heavy boxes Makin toast! But... Butterin toast! Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad

Dad, I cured AIDS with my shit! Why not HIV? You aren't proud? Do I LOOK proud?

Dad, I cured AIDS with my shit! Why not HIV? You aren't proud? Do I LOOK proud?  Stare Dad

Grandpa's humping the dog again!!! Grab my box of condoms Okay? And bring me some juice.... SHITHEAD!!!

Grandpa's humping the dog again!!! Grab my box of condoms Okay? And bring me some juice....
SHITHEAD!!!
  Stare Dad

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I'm 100% nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I'm 200% nigga!

nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I'm 100% nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I'm 200% nigga!  Stare Dad

Dad, I asked a girl out today! And...? She's black. She's What?!

Dad, I asked a girl out today! And...? She's black. She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, lets go to the club! no!!! why not?! Because the club cant even handle me right now

Dad, lets go to the club! no!!! why not?! Because the club cant even handle me right now  Stare Dad

Dad, sissy is crying. Hit her. She is crying harder now. Hit her again!

Dad, sissy is crying. Hit her. She is crying harder now. Hit her again!  Stare Dad
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