Stare Dad

Dad! There are boys in the yard! How many? All of them. MY MILKSHAKES!!!

Dad! There are boys in the yard! How many? All of them. MY MILKSHAKES!!!  Stare Dad

Dad! I want a new graphics card! Why? I want to play Battlefield 3! Honey, bring me my GT220...

Dad! I want a new graphics card! Why? I want to play Battlefield 3! Honey, bring me my GT220...   Stare Dad

Dad, you only care about coke whores! SO what. Love me? Hell no! I'm gonna do a Casey Anthony on your ass!

Dad, you only care about coke whores! SO what. Love me? Hell no! I'm gonna do a Casey Anthony on your ass!  Stare Dad

Dad, I just measured my penis and i think i broke your record...... ........... Daddy? You're dead to me.

Dad, I just measured my penis and i think i broke your record...... ........... Daddy? You're dead to me.
  Stare Dad

Do you have 5 mins? He wants to show you something ... ...that he can't leave.

Do you have 5 mins? He wants to show you something ... ...that he can't leave.  Stare Dad

Dad, Sissy refuses to give me a hand job! Tell your mother. She's not in the bed She's What?!

Dad, Sissy refuses to give me a hand job! Tell your mother. She's not in the bed She's What?!   Stare Dad

Dad, BasedGod fucked my bitch! I know son...I must tell you something. Huh?! He fucked my bitch too. I'm your stepfather!

Dad, BasedGod fucked my bitch! I know son...I must tell you something. Huh?! He fucked my bitch too. I'm your stepfather!  Stare Dad

Pai, voce deveria parar de fumar, faz mau pra saude Seu vo viveu 102 anos Ele fumava? Nao, ele apenas sabia cuidar da propria vida.

Pai, voce deveria parar de fumar, faz mau pra saude Seu vo viveu 102 anos Ele fumava? Nao, ele apenas sabia cuidar da propria vida.  Stare Dad

DAD! My mix of soda pop n' cherry syrup just spilled everywhere! It's about time. What do you mean? Oh... I thought you said something about poppin' your cherry.

DAD! My mix of soda pop n' cherry syrup just spilled everywhere! It's about time. What do you mean? Oh... I thought you said something about poppin' your cherry.  Stare Dad

dad why is the nba rigged the celtics are just awesome they lost two in a row get the fuck away from me

dad why is the nba rigged  the celtics are just awesome  they lost two in a row  get the fuck away from me   Stare Dad
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