Stare Dad

Dad your always reading! Let me lick you huh? Im on E

Dad your always reading! Let me lick you huh?

 Im on E  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm lonely.. can you find me a girl? Brian, wait for the sophomore summer what happens then? The miracle of life .........

Dad, I'm lonely.. can you find me a girl? Brian, wait for the sophomore summer what happens then? The miracle of life .........  Stare Dad

Mort? What? Do you have any words for the team? Kill everyone!

Mort? What? Do you have any words for the team? Kill everyone!  Stare Dad

Dad, someone broke my heart today. We better get the doctor. What.... To get your Vagina checked

Dad, someone broke my heart today. We better get the doctor. What.... To get your Vagina checked  Stare Dad

A haitian is in my room Tell your mother. She's haitian Get the machete

A haitian is in my room Tell your mother. She's haitian Get the machete  Stare Dad

GEEEE Hva fixe du? Gitte GITTEGIT?

GEEEE Hva fixe du? Gitte GITTEGIT?  Stare Dad

Dad, I fucked a unicorn! Was it pretty? No, he has a bit of a limp too. HE????

Dad, I fucked a unicorn! Was it pretty? No, he has a bit of a limp too. HE????  Stare Dad

It's not true, I did not hit her!! ... I did NOT !! Oh hi Mark.

It's not true,
I did not hit her!! ... I did NOT !! Oh hi Mark.  Stare Dad

Dad, how do you use a bong? Pick it. Pack it. Fire it up, come along. And take a hit from the bong? Put the blunt down just for a second...

Dad, how do you use a bong? Pick it. Pack it. Fire it up, come along. And take a hit from the bong? Put the blunt down just for a second...   Stare Dad

Dad, Japan got hit by a tsunami Tell your mother. She's next door being bounced back and fourth Son grab my .44?!

Dad, Japan got hit by a tsunami Tell your mother. She's next door being bounced back and fourth Son grab my .44?!  Stare Dad
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