Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, mom fell down the stairs Finish the job. What do you mean Finish the job!

Dad, mom fell down the stairs Finish the job. What do you mean Finish the job!  Stare Dad

Dad, I just had my first blowjob! how was it? tasted funny... come here...

Dad, I just had my first blowjob! how was it? tasted funny... come here...  Stare Dad

Dad, They're in the yard again! Who? The boys. My milkshakes!

Dad, They're in the yard again! Who? The boys. My milkshakes!  Stare Dad

Dad! I just watched a rogue poison another rogue in a battle of wits in a movie! Did the victor roll high on bluff? Yes. But he cheated! You should stick to playing fighters, son.

Dad! I just watched a rogue poison another rogue in a battle of wits in a movie! Did the victor roll high on bluff? Yes. But he cheated! You should stick to playing fighters, son.  Stare Dad

Dad! I hear noises, I think there are monsters under my bed! No son, those are your hopes and dreams So there are no monsters under my bed? No monsters, but as for your closet, now that shit is a whole different story

Dad! I hear noises, I think there are monsters under my bed! No son, those are your hopes and dreams So there are no monsters under my bed? No monsters, but as for your closet, now that shit is a whole different story  Stare Dad

Dad, this kid at school won't stop trying to convert me! Did you tell him you believe in God? He's an Atheist DAMN FUNDAMEN-TALISTS!

Dad, this kid at school won't stop trying to convert me! Did you tell him you believe in God? He's an Atheist DAMN FUNDAMEN-TALISTS!  Stare Dad

Dad!!! There's this cute girl that I like!!! Tap that ass, my boy. She's underage... That didn't stop me!

Dad!!! There's this cute girl that I like!!! Tap that ass, my boy. She's underage... That didn't stop me!  Stare Dad

Who is winning the giants game?! Brandon, its in over-time. So what's the score? ITS TIED.

Who is winning the giants game?! Brandon, its in over-time. So what's the score? ITS TIED.  Stare Dad

DAD! They just made Starcraft II! Damn... ...? Its about time

DAD! They just made Starcraft II! Damn... ...? Its about time  Stare Dad
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