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Dad this kid beat me up today! His name is... Chet? How did you.. We hang.

Dad this kid beat me up today! 
His name is... Chet? How did you.. We hang.  Stare Dad

yo can we stop for food? no, either eat or party! Can we at least drive slow ? WERE GOING 90, NOTHING LESS!!!!

yo can we stop for food? no, either eat or party! Can we at least drive slow ? WERE GOING 90, NOTHING LESS!!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, I come home from school and my feet hurt. Wear better socks. They're made of Jell-O Take off your shoes.

Dad, I come home from school and my feet hurt. Wear better socks. They're made of Jell-O Take off your shoes.  Stare Dad

Dad, I feel kind of funny!! What do you mean? Well, my wee-wee is hard... Me too.

Dad, I feel kind of funny!! What do you mean? Well, my wee-wee is hard... Me too.    Stare Dad

Dad, I'm mad gud. thanku What?!

Dad, I'm mad gud. thanku What?!  Stare Dad

Dad the mayo made my stomach hurt What mayo The one in the fridge That wasn't mayo.

Dad the mayo made my stomach hurt  What mayo The one in the fridge  That wasn't mayo.  Stare Dad

Dad, I have hair on my balls And the good Lord said.. It was black.. Satan loves you boy!!!! *Flips page*

Dad, I have hair on my balls And the good Lord said.. It was black.. Satan loves you boy!!!! *Flips page*  Stare Dad

Dad, he won't tell me where they are. Ask him again. What do I say? 'VERE IZ THE BLOOD DIAMONDS?

Dad, he won't tell me where they are. Ask him again. What do I say? 'VERE IZ THE BLOOD DIAMONDS?  Stare Dad

Base under attack! Need more production buildings. Hide them! But they re in our main base! BUILD THEM AT AN EMPTY EXPANSION SPOT.

Base under attack! Need more production buildings. Hide them! But they re in our main base! BUILD THEM AT AN EMPTY EXPANSION SPOT.   Stare Dad

Dad, I can't remember who the 1965 NASCAR Rookie of the Year was!!! Sam McQuagg What th- JB Time!!!

Dad, I can't remember who the 1965 NASCAR Rookie of the Year was!!! Sam McQuagg What th- JB Time!!!  Stare Dad
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