Stare Dad

I have no afro on my "down there" parts. Did you spill jello on my carpet? There is spaghetti. Your pencil shavings will not soften the grenades I placed in your armpits! Crunch.

I have no afro on my

Dad! I want a chicken wrap! Go to the caf. They ran out of spicy ranch! They What?!

Dad! I want a chicken wrap! Go to the caf. They ran out 
of spicy ranch! They What?!  Stare Dad

Dad whitney houston died My heart will go on What? I said my heart will go on!

Dad whitney houston died My heart will go on What?  I said my heart will go on!  Stare Dad

Dad, I need the new Deadmaus cd! ..I guess I'll need some vasaline.. ... Get me a glowstick

Dad, I need the new Deadmaus cd! ..I guess I'll need some vasaline.. ... Get me a glowstick  Stare Dad

DAD! can u ask you a question? what would you do for a klondike bar? you're mom what? YOU HEARD ME.

DAD! can u ask you a question? what would you do for a klondike bar? you're mom what? YOU HEARD ME.  Stare Dad

Dad, we need an annoying, gender-confused 11 year old. Ask Dakota to help. Rofl forum banned. THEN JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE.

Dad, we need an annoying, gender-confused 11 year old. Ask Dakota to help. Rofl forum banned. THEN JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE.  Stare Dad

Pappa se, busseman Det heter ikke bussemann! JO, busseman DET HETER IKKE BUSSEMANN, NEI DET GJO/R IKKE DET! Caption 5 goes here

Pappa se, busseman Det heter ikke bussemann! JO, busseman DET HETER IKKE BUSSEMANN,  NEI DET GJO/R IKKE DET! Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad

Dad Dad Dad Daddy Daddy Daddy ... papa papa papa pa pa pa dad dad dad What?!

Dad Dad Dad Daddy Daddy Daddy ... papa papa papa pa pa pa dad dad dad  What?!  Stare Dad

Dad! Someone ate all my acid! We've got bigger problems. What's wrong? THERE'S DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN. Caption 5 goes here

Dad! Someone ate all my acid! We've got bigger problems. What's wrong? THERE'S DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN. Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad

Papi Papi, tengo hambre! Pues que quieres comer? Quiero comer chinos... TE DEN MARICON!

Papi Papi, tengo hambre! Pues que quieres comer? Quiero comer chinos... TE DEN MARICON!  Stare Dad
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