Stare Dad

Oscar dye your hair pink! Sure if I get 50 likes. pfft. Um there's 50 likes. BALLS!

Oscar dye your hair pink! Sure if I get 50 likes. pfft. Um there's 50 likes. BALLS!  Stare Dad

Dad i killed a boy today for being too ugly. What, you killed Matt O? Yes.... GOOD WORK

Dad i killed a boy today for being too ugly. What, you killed Matt O? Yes.... GOOD WORK  Stare Dad

I just saw Terror Firmer! So... ... Yes? Son... would you like a pickle?

I just saw Terror Firmer!  So... ... Yes? Son... would you like a pickle?  Stare Dad

DAD MY FRIENDS ARE PICKING ON ME!!! You Deserve it . . . You say what? BITCH REMEMEBER THE LAST TIME I SAID "DID I FUCKING STUTTER?"

DAD MY FRIENDS ARE PICKING ON ME!!! You Deserve it . . . You say what? BITCH REMEMEBER THE LAST TIME I SAID

DAD theres some crazy fools at the door, asking for you cuz they say Your Justin Bieber *sigh* ahhh my good friends richard and miguel have come to give me my weekly bj SAY WHAT?!?! go get the wig, and my purple sweatshirt son

DAD theres some crazy fools at the door, asking for you cuz they say Your Justin Bieber *sigh* ahhh my good friends richard and miguel have come to give me my weekly bj SAY WHAT?!?! go get the wig, and my purple sweatshirt son  Stare Dad

Dad their are people at the door Well.. who is it? They are jews Vhey are vhat??

Dad their are people at the door Well.. who is it? They are jews Vhey are vhat??  Stare Dad

Dad! Who shot first? Han. But I thought Greedo did? Han Shot First!

Dad! Who shot first?  Han.  But I thought Greedo did?  Han Shot First!   Stare Dad

Dad I found a black snake in the yard!!!!! Is it about the size of a 2 liter of pepsi? Yeah... MURRAYS! COCK

Dad I found a black snake in the yard!!!!! Is it about the size of a 2 liter of pepsi? Yeah... MURRAYS! COCK  Stare Dad

Dad, why can't I drink on St. Patrick's? Go play with your Uncle Marcus He already passed out! It's 11am!!!

Dad, why can't I drink on St. Patrick's? Go play with your Uncle Marcus He already passed out! It's 11am!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, someone is outside selling drugs! $10 on the counter... what... Don't expect me to share the coke...

Dad, someone is outside selling drugs! $10 on the counter... what... Don't expect me to share the coke...  Stare Dad
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