Stare Dad

Santa touched me! What? where? I don't wanna say.. Hand me the Shotgun

Santa touched me! What? where? I don't wanna say.. Hand me the Shotgun  Stare Dad

Dad Craig's arena team told me to make a sandwich and QQ ...wut What do I do You better get that fucking sandwich!

Dad Craig's arena team told me to make a sandwich and QQ ...wut What do I do You better get that fucking sandwich!  Stare Dad

Dad I think I have herpes! Herpes you say? Uh, yes dad.... Don't you mean... Derpes?

Dad I think I have herpes! Herpes you say? Uh, yes dad.... Don't you mean... Derpes?  Stare Dad

Dad! Putin just took my lunch money Thats a funny joke! Why? Putin Doesnt accept american currency...

Dad! Putin just took my lunch money Thats a funny joke! Why? Putin Doesnt accept american currency...  Stare Dad

I don't like bukkake just have lo mein Those guys weren't chinese Goddamn

I don't like bukkake just have lo mein Those guys weren't 
chinese Goddamn  Stare Dad

Dad, i'm really thirsty get something from the fridge it's empty Better drink your own piss

Dad, i'm really thirsty get something from the fridge it's empty Better drink your own piss  Stare Dad

Dad Dad Do You Like Waffles no son well what about- GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SAY PANCAKES

Dad Dad Do You Like Waffles no son well what about- GOD HELP YOU IF YOU SAY PANCAKES  Stare Dad

Mrs. Bratt, I'm sorry I was 20 minutes late to Mass!!!!!!! Oh yeah, you're not captain anymore ... what? Did I fucking stutter?

Mrs. Bratt, I'm sorry I was 20 minutes late to Mass!!!!!!! Oh yeah, you're not captain anymore ... what? Did I fucking stutter?  Stare Dad

Dad, what if the world's actually like one of HP Lovecraft's twisted stories!? Cthulu. Dad? CTHULU FHTAGN

Dad, what if the world's actually like one of HP Lovecraft's twisted stories!? Cthulu. Dad? CTHULU FHTAGN  Stare Dad

Mr. Marrow! I can't play baseball today. Why is that? Are you sick? I have play practice. YOU FUCKING BUTT MONKEY

Mr. Marrow! I can't play baseball today. Why is that? Are you sick? I have play practice. YOU FUCKING BUTT MONKEY  Stare Dad
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