Stare Dad

Dad! I just jacked off for the first time! I know How? I WAS WATCHING!

Dad! I just jacked off for the first time! I know How? I WAS WATCHING!  Stare Dad

Dad, were destroying our environment and neglecting a bigger picture!! Tell me something I don't know. We can stop it... Don't rock the boat boy, you'll get killed like William Cooper

Dad, were destroying our environment and neglecting a bigger picture!! Tell me something I don't know. We can stop
 it... Don't rock the boat boy, you'll get killed like William Cooper  Stare Dad

Dad, my girlfriend dumped me! I'm not in the mood for jokes son. ...I'm not joking. YOU'RE NOT!?

Dad, my girlfriend dumped me! I'm not in the mood for jokes son. ...I'm not joking. YOU'RE NOT!?  Stare Dad

DAD! I'm sorry! I won't take your meth ever again! ... Dad? Who the fuck let you out of the goddamn basement?

DAD! I'm sorry! I won't take your meth ever again! ... Dad? Who the fuck let you out of the goddamn basement?  Stare Dad

DAD! The Mr. Olson called me retarded today. You know I really don't enjoy screaming children. But Mr. Ol- I MEAN IT.

DAD! The Mr. Olson called me retarded today. You know I really don't enjoy screaming children. But Mr. Ol- I MEAN IT.  Stare Dad

I'm going to go kill myself. Good day sir. You don't care? I SAID GOOD DAY!

I'm going to go kill myself. Good day sir. You don't care? I SAID GOOD DAY!  Stare Dad

Dad my penis got caught in the blender Bring it to me. Can you fix it? Poop Poop Cheese

Dad my penis got caught in the blender Bring it to me. Can you fix it? Poop Poop Cheese  Stare Dad

Dad, guess what happened today at school? Son, nothing ever happens at Crieff High... well, i passed my test.. HOW!?

Dad, guess what happened today at school? Son, nothing ever happens at Crieff High... well, i passed my test.. HOW!?  Stare Dad

Dad, the new President has been elected! Another four years of Obama. Actually, Gingrich won. Bring me my sniper.

Dad, the new President has been elected! Another four years of Obama. Actually, Gingrich won. Bring me my sniper.  Stare Dad

Dad, I got my sis pregnant So did I So my mom's my aunt? YES

Dad, I got my sis pregnant So did I So my mom's my aunt? YES  Stare Dad
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