Stare Dad

Dad! I ripped you playboy magezine No you didn't Yes i did... Fuck you

Dad! I ripped you playboy magezine No you didn't Yes i did... Fuck you   Stare Dad

Dad, we're out of margarine. It's butter It's not butter. I can't believe it's not butter.

Dad, we're out of margarine. It's butter It's not butter. I can't believe it's not butter.   Stare Dad

DAD I WANT A SANDWICH!!! Me too, go to the kitchen and tell your mom She's not in the kitchen... She's What?!

DAD I WANT A SANDWICH!!! Me too, go to the kitchen and tell your mom  She's not in the kitchen... She's What?!  Stare Dad

There's men in uniform banging at the door looking for Anne Frank. Tell them we're not Jewish but look at you... SAY WHAT!?!

There's men in uniform banging at the door looking for Anne Frank. Tell them we're not Jewish but look at you... SAY WHAT!?!  Stare Dad

Dad! I hear noises, I think there are monsters under my bed! No son, those are your hopes and dreams What about my closet? Honey, pack your bags. We leave now.

Dad! I hear noises, I think there are monsters under my bed! No son, those are your hopes and dreams What about my closet? Honey, pack your bags. We leave now.  Stare Dad

Dad! Ben Almost killed someone tonight! He didn't though did he? Well no, Bilhy Stopped him BE GLAD THE MAN IS STILL WALKING

Dad! Ben Almost killed someone tonight! He didn't though did he? Well no, Bilhy Stopped him BE GLAD THE MAN IS STILL WALKING  Stare Dad

Dad! I have to get something! Gotta get that Get what? Get that boom boom boom!

Dad! I have to get something! Gotta get that Get what? Get that boom boom boom!  Stare Dad

Hey dad a kid at school... *fap fap fap fap* What... are you doing? Get yo fat ass over here!

Hey dad a kid at school... *fap fap fap fap* What... are you doing? Get yo fat ass over here!  Stare Dad

Dad, where do babies come from Ask your mother in the kitchen She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad, where do babies come from Ask your mother in the kitchen  She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

MAAA! Y ARNT U ALWAYS THEFRE 4ME BOB DO I LOOK LIKE UR MOTHER TO U??? =P Y WOULD HE ASK ME TAT QUESTION????????? What?!DID U SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME BOB ILL SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF U AND DNT LOOK AT ME LIKE U THINK I WO

MAAA!   Y ARNT U ALWAYS THEFRE 4ME BOB DO I LOOK LIKE UR MOTHER TO U??? =P Y WOULD HE ASK ME TAT QUESTION?????????  What?!DID U SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME BOB ILL SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF U

 AND DNT LOOK AT ME LIKE U THINK I WO  Stare Dad
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