Stare Dad

What happened to all my toys?? Threw them in the trash but... Deal with it

What happened to all my toys?? Threw them in the trash but... Deal with it  Stare Dad

What the hell was that?! Shot the cat. ...Why? Because I can!!

What the hell was that?! Shot the cat. ...Why? Because I can!!  Stare Dad

I just realized I LOVE someone! who's that son? Jusin Bieber... That's hot!

I just realized I LOVE someone! who's that son?
 Jusin Bieber... That's hot!  Stare Dad

Dad I lost my baseball Baseball is for pussies I have a pussy. Can I fuck it? Caption 5 goes here

Dad I lost my baseball Baseball is for pussies I have a pussy. Can I fuck it? Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad

Dad, what did you think about New Moon?! Pshh... ... It was GREAAAT!!!

Dad, what did you think about New Moon?! Pshh... ... It was GREAAAT!!!  Stare Dad

Dad! Where do babies come from!? In a couple years we will talk. Well, I think I just pooped one out. I think its about time we had the talk

Dad! Where do babies come from!? In a couple years we will talk. Well, I think I just pooped one out. I think its about time we had the talk  Stare Dad

Quarell is introduced Comments seems absurd Confusion is displayed Punchline delivered

Quarell is introduced Comments seems absurd Confusion is displayed Punchline delivered  Stare Dad

I WANNA LIVE IN AN ASYLUM.. ..... i wanna live in asylum? hoo HEEE!!

I WANNA LIVE IN AN ASYLUM.. ..... i wanna live in asylum? hoo
HEEE!!  Stare Dad

Dad, Chomper isn't breathing! Danny, close your eyes. Close my ey- CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES

Dad, Chomper isn't breathing! Danny, close your eyes. Close my ey- CLOSE YOUR FUCKING EYES  Stare Dad

Dad! Dad! They're teaching sex-ed at school, I need you to sign the form... Ok, follow me, the pen's in the bedroom... Where? LEAVE YOUR PANTS.

Dad! Dad! They're teaching sex-ed at school, I need you to sign the form... Ok, follow me, the pen's in the bedroom... Where? LEAVE YOUR PANTS.  Stare Dad
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