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John! I think I might be pregnant! Coathanger is in the closet ... what? Did I fucking stutter?

John! I think I might be pregnant! Coathanger is in the closet ... what? Did I fucking stutter? Stare Dad
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Make love to me Tell your mother. Please!!!! Don't make me rape you

Make love to me Tell your mother. Please!!!! Don't make me rape you Stare Dad
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Dad I can't find mom any where! Well she isn't dead and stuffed in a trash bag in the garage... what? WELL SHE ISN'T DEAD AND STUFFED IN A TRASH BAG IN THE GARAGE...

Dad I can't find mom any where! Well she isn't dead and stuffed in a trash bag in the garage... what? WELL SHE ISN'T DEAD AND STUFFED IN A TRASH BAG IN THE GARAGE... Stare Dad
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Dad, moms dead a tree fell on her what happened? a tree fell on her why was there a tree in my kitchen Caption 5 goes here

Dad, moms dead a tree fell on her what happened? a tree fell on her why was there a tree in my kitchen Caption 5 goes here Stare Dad
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Dad I can't sleep! There's a rat my room! I had a rat in my room once. ...and? HAVEN'T. SLEPT. SINCE.

Dad I can't sleep! There's a rat my room! I had a rat in my room once. ...and? HAVEN'T. SLEPT. SINCE. Stare Dad
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Derpy herpy murpy clerp! fbbbbbb... What about Antarctica? Blast those Muppets!

Derpy herpy murpy clerp! fbbbbbb... What about Antarctica? Blast those Muppets! Stare Dad
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Dad, I want to watch a movie! Tell your mother, to rent one She rented The Last Airbender She What?!

Dad, I want to watch a movie! Tell your mother, to rent one She rented The Last Airbender She What?! Stare Dad
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Mom won't let me go to Deano's! Well, do what mom tells you. but they have fried oreos... ERMAHGERD

Mom won't let me go to Deano's! Well, do what mom tells you. but they have fried oreos... ERMAHGERD Stare Dad
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Dad,I WET MY PANTS NO YOU DIDN'T DID YOU PUT WATER ON ME YEAHH WE'LL CALL IT WATER

Dad,I WET MY PANTS NO YOU DIDN'T DID YOU PUT WATER ON ME YEAHH WE'LL CALL IT WATER Stare Dad
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Dad, I'm having 5 boys coming over need a bottle of lube ? ORGY!!!

Dad, I'm having 5 boys coming over need a bottle of lube ? ORGY!!! Stare Dad
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