Stare Dad

Dad! yes son? what are you doing? BATIN!

Dad! yes son? what are you doing? BATIN!  Stare Dad

Dad! We are out of Big Red! Get the Dr Pepper... But thats nasty... Fuck you say?

Dad! We are out of Big Red! Get the Dr Pepper... But thats nasty... Fuck you say?  Stare Dad

Papa' la mamma oggi non ha cucinato! prendi qualcosa dal frigorifero... ...e' vuoto portami la pistola

Papa' la mamma oggi non ha cucinato! prendi qualcosa dal frigorifero... ...e' vuoto portami la pistola  Stare Dad

Dad, how come I don't have boobs?! You're a freakin' guy. Why would you need boobs? But I have vagina... SHIT, I TOOK A WRONG BABY FROM HOSPITAL

Dad, how come I don't have boobs?! You're a freakin' guy. Why would you need boobs? But I have vagina... SHIT, I TOOK A WRONG BABY FROM HOSPITAL  Stare Dad

DAAAAAAAAAAAD! I'm reading.. wutcha reading? WORDS

DAAAAAAAAAAAD! I'm reading.. wutcha reading? WORDS  Stare Dad

Dad! A car selling Girl Scout cookies crashed in the lawn! Are there any survivors? *Sniff* No. Grab the cookies son, grab them all and run as fast as you can. And make sure no one's looking.

Dad! A car selling Girl Scout cookies crashed in the lawn! Are there any survivors? *Sniff* No. Grab the cookies son, grab them all and run as fast as you can. And make sure no one's looking.  Stare Dad

Dad? Why do we keep moving? I fap in too many public places. ...Huh?... TRY IT.

Dad? Why do we keep moving? I fap in too many public places. ...Huh?... TRY IT.   Stare Dad

DAD, I can't find mom! I killed her. Really? DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING JOKING?

DAD, I can't find mom! I killed her. Really? DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING JOKING?  Stare Dad

Dad! My girlfriends pregnant! I know. ...how? Fucking guess.

Dad! My girlfriends pregnant! I know. ...how? Fucking guess.  Stare Dad

Dad, I need $50! $40! What do you need $30 for?!? I spent my bat mitzvah money I'll give you a nickel to suck on deez nuts!

Dad, I need $50! $40! What do you need $30 for?!? I spent my bat mitzvah money I'll give you a nickel to suck on deez nuts!  Stare Dad
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