Stare Dad

Daddy! Daddy! What now... I found the Jade Monkey We Sail at Dawn

Daddy! Daddy! What now... I found the Jade Monkey We Sail at Dawn  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?! She's not allowed to leave! She's not allowed to leave!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?! She's not allowed to leave! She's not allowed to leave!  Stare Dad

Papaaa!! Me han pegado en el colegio! Ya lo se, hijo ¿Como lo sabes? Lo he visto en Youtube

Papaaa!! Me han pegado en el colegio! Ya lo se, hijo ¿Como lo sabes? Lo he visto en Youtube  Stare Dad

Let's play FIFA!!! No. Why? I'm Skyping with a mate, you fuck.

Let's play FIFA!!! No. Why? I'm Skyping with a mate, you fuck.  Stare Dad

Excuse me sir, I'm lost and can't- Excellent. What? GET IN MY ASSHOLE.

Excuse me sir, I'm lost and can't- Excellent. What? GET IN MY ASSHOLE.  Stare Dad

All the kids made fun of me at school Not surprising What? CHECK THE MIRROR!

All the kids made fun of me at school  Not surprising What? CHECK THE MIRROR!  Stare Dad

Dad, why does the babysitter hate you? Because she's a bitch. ..... I fart when I get head

Dad, why does the babysitter hate you? Because she's a bitch. ..... I fart when I get head  Stare Dad

Dad! Somethings happening to my BOLBOL! Pull down your pants, let me have a look Ar... Are you sure? PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND RIDE IT LIKE A RODEO!!

Dad! Somethings happening to my BOLBOL! Pull down your pants, let me have a look Ar... Are you sure? PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS AND RIDE IT LIKE A RODEO!!  Stare Dad

Mommy told me dinners ready Well then she's a liar ...why? I can still hear your dog

Mommy told me dinners ready Well then she's a liar ...why? I can still hear your dog  Stare Dad

DAD mom's trapped in the freezer! She's what? In the freezer! FETCH ME THE PADLOCK!

DAD mom's trapped in the freezer! She's what? In the 
freezer! FETCH ME THE PADLOCK!  Stare Dad
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