Stare Dad

guess what this story is! jack and the beanstalk howd you know ...

guess what this story is! jack and the beanstalk howd you know ...  Stare Dad

dad i just lost my virginity =! did you use a condom? no... Get me a coat hanger!

dad i just lost my virginity =! did you use a condom? no... Get me a coat hanger!  Stare Dad

Dad i'm stuck on a history question! We killed them all who? Idk but we probably did

Dad i'm stuck on a history question! We killed them all who? Idk but we probably did  Stare Dad

Dad, I just banned someone on WJ! Why should I care? I banned Rick. JOB WELL DONE!

Dad, I just banned someone on WJ! Why should I care? I banned Rick. JOB WELL DONE!  Stare Dad

Dad! Lucy doesn't want to play doctor! Well then... ... We'll play gynecologist.

Dad! Lucy doesn't want to play doctor! Well then... ... We'll play gynecologist.   Stare Dad

Dad! There's a man outside asking for $100! Give him two happy endings. But I don't owe him... ... You were the bet.

Dad! There's a man outside asking for $100! Give him two happy endings. But I don't owe him... ... You were the bet.  Stare Dad

*breathing heavy* Man i'm awsome And whys that bry Cause i just had sex TWO times tonight DUDE YOUR THE FUCKING MAN !

*breathing heavy* Man i'm awsome And whys that bry Cause i just had sex TWO times tonight DUDE YOUR THE FUCKING MAN !  Stare Dad

MIERDAS! traeme la mota wey what is mota dad? nigga bring it here or ill make yo baldspot bigger go go go!

MIERDAS! traeme la mota wey what is mota dad? nigga bring it here or ill make yo baldspot bigger go go go!  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen ...WHAT?

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen ...WHAT?  Stare Dad

Dad I'm hungry! Go talk to your mother. She's not in the kitchen SHE WHAT?

Dad I'm hungry! Go talk to your mother. She's not in the kitchen SHE WHAT?  Stare Dad
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