Stare Dad

DAD! You forgot my birthday! No i didn't Is that why theres a tiger in my room I CALL HIM MITTENS!

DAD! You forgot my birthday! No i didn't Is that why theres a tiger in my room I CALL HIM MITTENS!  Stare Dad

Daaady! I had a bad dream about you getting hurt because of me... That is called oedipus complex a what? GOOGLE IT!

Daaady! I had a bad dream about you getting hurt because of me... That is called oedipus complex a what? GOOGLE IT!  Stare Dad

Dad, the polls are closing soon! Can't you see I'm busy? Doing what? I'M BUSY!

Dad, the polls are closing soon! Can't you see I'm busy? Doing what? I'M BUSY!  Stare Dad

Dad! I'm hungry! Tell your mother She isn't in the kitchen She's WHAT?

Dad! I'm hungry! Tell your mother She isn't in the kitchen She's WHAT?  Stare Dad

Dad, Mommy's drunk and has a knife and said she's going to kill me! Not now Jimmy. But... Not. Now.

Dad, Mommy's drunk and has a knife and said she's going to kill me! Not now Jimmy. But... Not.
Now.  Stare Dad

Dad, Heather stuck her tongue at me! Go get the pole out the freezer. ...Why? AFTER HER TONGUE GETS STUCK ON THERE, SHE WON'T THINK OF DOING IT AGAIN.

Dad, Heather stuck her tongue at me!   Go get the pole out the freezer. ...Why? AFTER HER TONGUE GETS STUCK ON THERE, SHE WON'T THINK OF DOING IT AGAIN.  Stare Dad

Dad! Dad! ... ... ...

Dad! Dad! ... ... ...  Stare Dad

Dad, will you tell me a story before bedtime? Would you like to hear the story about how I met your mom? Is mommy coming back? NO

Dad, will you tell me a story before bedtime? Would you like to hear the story about how I met your mom? Is mommy coming back? NO  Stare Dad

Paaaaaai , hoje é a festa de casamento do Principe William!! Haha , corno.. Por que? Ja comi aquela vadia!

Paaaaaai , hoje é a festa de casamento do Principe William!! Haha , corno.. Por que? Ja comi aquela vadia!  Stare Dad

Dad - I know. You do? I said I know.

Dad -  I know. You do? I said I know.  Stare Dad
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