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Dad, how did you make Mom love you? My fists. What? In her ass.

Dad, how did you make Mom love you? My fists. What? In her ass. Stare Dad
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Dad,B or S Boff But, you can't have both... BOFF

Dad,B or S Boff But, you can't have both... BOFF Stare Dad
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Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?! Stare Dad
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Dad! The microwave is smoking! Thats just your kitten. What? He's dead.

Dad! The microwave is smoking! Thats just your kitten. What? He's dead. Stare Dad
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Dad, I've got constipation! Tell your mother. She's not on the couch She's got it to!

Dad, I've got constipation! Tell your mother. She's not on the couch She's got it to! Stare Dad
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Dad! My girlfriend-- --died on her camping trip? how did you know? You're not the only one that can pitch a tent around here.

Dad! My girlfriend-- --died on her camping trip? how did you know? You're not the only one that can pitch a tent around here. Stare Dad
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Dad, there is this girl I really like just remember that dead girls never say no What . . . Did I fucking stutter?

Dad, there is this girl I really like just remember that dead girls never say no What . . . Did I fucking stutter? Stare Dad
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There's a guy at the door trading shoe's for little boy's teeth Did you brush today? Yea I've always wanted a pair of Nike's

There's a guy at the door trading shoe's for little boy's teeth Did you brush today? Yea I've always wanted a pair of Nike's Stare Dad
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Dad!!! I'm busy ignoring you son... But, they put a bloody Gir in a new Invader Zim and- NEW WHAT NOW!?!!!?!

Dad!!! I'm busy ignoring you son... But, they put a bloody Gir in a new Invader Zim and- NEW WHAT NOW!?!!!?! Stare Dad
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Dad, I got hit in the face by a racket Did you run into it? Kinda... but I said I got it. Blame that shit on LEE

Dad, I got hit in the face by a racket Did you run into it? Kinda... but I said I got it. Blame that shit on LEE Stare Dad
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