Stare Dad

Dad, Mom is asleep on the floor outside, and she won't wake up! She's not asleep, she's dead. I guess your logic beats my logic... My logic beats your mother.

Dad, Mom is asleep on the floor outside, and she won't wake up! She's not asleep, she's dead. I guess your logic beats my logic... My logic beats your mother.  Stare Dad

Gaby, I'm done! But now you have to edit it. But...I was done... I SAID GO EDIT!

Gaby, I'm done! But now you have to edit it. But...I was done... I SAID GO EDIT!  Stare Dad

dad!dad!Mittens, my kitty, is missing!!! I know w-where is he? I'M BUSY JIZZING ON HIM

dad!dad!Mittens, my kitty, is missing!!! I know w-where is he? I'M BUSY JIZZING ON HIM  Stare Dad

Dad, come quick, Mom's not breathing Mhmm You knew about it? You gon' snitch?

Dad, come quick, Mom's not breathing Mhmm You knew about it? You gon' snitch?  Stare Dad

Dad! Daniel isnt going to the game! Isnt he the best player on your team? Ummm yea. You guys are Fu-u-u-u-u-u-u-cked!

Dad! Daniel isnt going to the game! Isnt he the best player on your team? Ummm yea. You guys are Fu-u-u-u-u-u-u-cked!  Stare Dad

papa.. quiero tener internet y para que seria?? para ver porlaputa que mierda teni en la cabeza pendejo de mierda..!!!

papa.. quiero tener internet y para que seria?? para ver porlaputa que mierda teni en la cabeza pendejo de mierda..!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, there's a monster outside I know ..? It's my mother-in-law!

Dad, there's a monster outside
 I know ..? It's my mother-in-law!  Stare Dad

Daddy! Abraxes is outside in the bushes watching me pee That isn't surprising. Why? I told him to do it.

Daddy! Abraxes is outside in the bushes watching me pee That isn't surprising. Why? I told him to do it.  Stare Dad

Dad there is a camera recording me in the bathroom ignore it but...why? GAS IS GOING UP, YOU NEED TO PULL YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE, GO JERK IT IN THE SHOWER!

Dad there is a camera recording me in the bathroom ignore it but...why? GAS IS GOING UP, YOU NEED TO PULL YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE, GO JERK IT IN THE SHOWER!  Stare Dad

Dad, I want to go to the suckfest. Ask your mother. She's in the kitchen. No she's not. What?!

Dad, I want to go to the suckfest. Ask your mother. She's in the kitchen. No she's not. What?!  Stare Dad
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