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Alex: Dad, Alysha said she's gonna rape my face with her tongue!! Sniff* Sniff* What? She already raped my face, you can't stop her.

Alex: Dad, Alysha said she's gonna rape my face with her tongue!! Sniff* Sniff* What? She already raped my face, you can't stop her. Stare Dad
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Dad, the toilets flooding! Tell your mother to fix it. She's not home! Get me my keys!

Dad, the toilets flooding! Tell your mother to fix it. She's not home! Get me my keys! Stare Dad
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Dad, can someone get pregnant when a penis touches a vagina? Yes. Even if it's my penis in my vagina? YOUR penis in YOUR Vagina?!

Dad, can someone get pregnant when a penis touches a vagina? Yes. Even if it's my penis in my vagina? YOUR penis in YOUR Vagina?! Stare Dad
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Dad, I'm Boooored! What do you want to do? Something interesting! Bring me some lube.

Dad, I'm Boooored! What do you want to do? Something interesting! Bring me some lube. Stare Dad
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Dad Rebecca Blacks New song is on the radio I know How did you already know BECAUSE IT IS FRIDAY

Dad Rebecca Blacks New song is on the radio I know How did you already know BECAUSE IT IS FRIDAY Stare Dad
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Dad, can we get soup dumplings! I don't know son, does your dick touch your ass? Actually dad, it does... THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Dad, can we get soup dumplings! I don't know son, does your dick touch your ass? Actually dad, it does... THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF. Stare Dad
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Dad, I saw someone in my room last night, they touched me in my no-no's! what'd they look like? you take off them clothes Caption 5 goes here

Dad, I saw someone in my room last night, they touched me in my no-no's! what'd they look like? you take off them clothes Caption 5 goes here Stare Dad
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Dad! A stranger keeps knocking on the door! Answer it then. ...i think it's the cops. ...fuck.

Dad! A stranger keeps knocking on the door! Answer it then. ...i think it's the cops. ...fuck. Stare Dad
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Dad Mom hit me! What did you do this time? I ate her sandwich SHE WAT?!

Dad Mom hit me! What did you do this time? I ate her sandwich SHE WAT?! Stare Dad
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Dad what happened to my pet chicken? last night's dinner. . . .What? Dinner. Last Night.

Dad what happened to my pet chicken? last night's dinner. . . .What? Dinner. Last Night. Stare Dad
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