Stare Dad

Dad, the dog bit the cat's head off! No, he didn't. Huh? I did.

Dad, the dog bit the cat's head off! No, he didn't. Huh? I did.  Stare Dad

Hay Parcial de Calculo!!! cuando? eh...manana MIERDA!!!!

Hay Parcial de Calculo!!! cuando? eh...manana MIERDA!!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, what's fapping? I'll tell you when you're older. I want to know now! Get the Jergens.

Dad, what's fapping? I'll tell you when you're older. I want to know now! Get the Jergens.  Stare Dad

There's popcorn chicken for lunch! What if there's a huge line?!? It's so late, there's no one in this lunch What if they've already run out...... Mother of god...

 There's popcorn chicken for lunch! What if there's a huge line?!? It's so late, there's no one in this lunch What if they've already run out...... Mother of god...  Stare Dad

Dad, Anthony just died in Food Battle 2010! and... well that means Ian is better grab my gun

Dad, Anthony just died in Food Battle 2010! and... well that means Ian is better grab my gun  Stare Dad

Dad! I liked Muthafuckin Thomas on Facebook! Are You Mary Curtis? No? Invalid Argument.

Dad! I liked Muthafuckin Thomas on Facebook! Are You Mary Curtis? No? Invalid Argument.  Stare Dad

Dad, Khan kill Spock! Khan... What? KHAN !!!!

Dad, Khan kill Spock! Khan... What? KHAN !!!!  Stare Dad

DAD! There's a ghost in my room! Go to bed, ghosts aren't real.. Its whistling thriller... Run boy run!!!

DAD! There's a ghost in my room! Go to bed, ghosts aren't real.. Its whistling thriller... Run boy run!!!  Stare Dad

DAD I cant find mom anywhere!... Wait is that her? She's busy right now... what is mom doing? It's called a Blowjob!

DAD I cant find 
mom anywhere!... Wait is that 
her? She's busy
right now... what is mom 
doing? It's called a 
Blowjob!  Stare Dad

Dad, my girlfriend has stopped breathing! Can I shit on her corpse? What!? You heard!

Dad, my girlfriend has stopped breathing! Can I shit on her corpse? What!? You heard!  Stare Dad
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