Stare Dad

Dad! Dad! Sara ate all of the ice cream again! I don't eat ice cream anyway. Josh was here too, Dad. Check the fucking cookie jar!

Dad! Dad! Sara ate all of the ice cream again! I don't eat ice cream anyway. Josh was here too, Dad. Check the fucking cookie jar!  Stare Dad

Dad my penis is hard and stiff so is mine what? Drop 'em

Dad my penis is hard and stiff so is mine what? Drop 'em  Stare Dad

Dad, I hurt my thumb! How? Playing video games. Go outside

Dad, I hurt my thumb! How? Playing video games. Go outside  Stare Dad

No, Don... really! We will know at 1pm. Sure, Dave. Sure. My pee pee hurts. CRAIG!!!

No, Don... really! We will know at 1pm. Sure, Dave. Sure. My pee pee hurts. CRAIG!!!  Stare Dad

DAD! I woke up on top of mom I know ..... We had a threesome

DAD! I woke up on top of mom I know ..... We had a threesome  Stare Dad

Dad, I Just Had Sex!! Thats Great Son. When Will My Ass Stop Hurting? Damn.

Dad, I Just Had Sex!! Thats Great Son. When Will My Ass Stop Hurting? Damn.  Stare Dad

Papa, I'm hungry! Boyce, tell nanny. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Papa, I'm hungry! Boyce, tell nanny. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad! I wet my bed No you didn't ..? I did.

Dad! I wet my bed No you didn't ..? I did.  Stare Dad

Mr. Mills, someone slept with your daughter again He must have been wasted He was sober He was WHAT?!

Mr. Mills, someone slept with your daughter again He must have been wasted He was sober He was WHAT?!  Stare Dad

Dad! I think my girlfriend is cheating on me! yeah, I saw her hooking up with Lil B, The Basedgod. really? Did I fucking stutter? Caption 5 goes here

Dad! I think my girlfriend is cheating on me! yeah, I saw her hooking up with Lil B, The Basedgod. really? Did I fucking stutter? Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad
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