Stare Dad

A rapist is chasing me!!! Good. ...What? 2011

A rapist is chasing me!!! Good. ...What? 2011  Stare Dad

Dad can iz goz to teh feriz Why are you talking like that? Get off ma sofa Fuck off

Dad can iz goz to teh feriz Why are you talking like that? Get off ma sofa Fuck off  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom's dying! Start preparing her. What...? For Dinner.

Dad, Mom's dying! Start preparing her. What...? For Dinner.  Stare Dad

Dad! I'm starving! Where's Mom? She's in the kitchen. No she isn't. GET MY WIFEBEATER. It's shotgun time.

Dad! I'm starving! Where's Mom? She's in the kitchen.  No she isn't.  GET MY WIFEBEATER. It's shotgun time.   Stare Dad

Daddy!! I just saw 2 Girls 1 Cup!! It was awfulll!!!! WAAAHHHHH!!!! Well, fuck you too. Wha-? I always felt it was my best work yet.

Daddy!! I just saw 2 Girls 1 Cup!! It was awfulll!!!! WAAAHHHHH!!!! Well, fuck you too. Wha-? I always felt it was my best work yet.  Stare Dad

Dad there is a very scary hairy thing in my room thats nice dont you care? yes just keep it in your pants!!

Dad there is a very scary hairy thing in my room thats nice dont you care? yes just keep it in your pants!!   Stare Dad

why does life have to be so meann??? it not you that can make life easy! ummm... OMG so you still don't get it !!!

why does life have to be so meann??? it not you that can make life easy! ummm... OMG so you still don't get it !!!  Stare Dad

Daddy! Sra Vazquez gave me an F! Cockslap that bitch What? Are you fucking man enough?

Daddy! Sra Vazquez gave me an F! Cockslap that bitch What? Are you fucking man enough?  Stare Dad

Dad! Mom is dying! Come qui... And to this day, I have never lost a staring contest.. What? Dad, we should call.. ....

Dad! Mom is dying! Come qui... And to this day, I have never lost a staring contest.. What? Dad, we should call.. ....  Stare Dad

Dad I pooped on a rollercoaster! Not my problem.. What? NOT. MY. PROBLEM.

Dad I pooped on a rollercoaster! Not my problem.. What? NOT. MY. PROBLEM.  Stare Dad
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