Stare Dad

Dad! I heard a rumour that Erol wants you back by his side at gigs Did he request the tissue? Yes The time has come

Dad! I heard a rumour that Erol wants you back by his side at gigs Did he request the tissue? Yes The time has come  Stare Dad

Dad! there is something wrong with fluffy did she get dizzy chasing her own tail again no... she isn't breathing grab my shovel

Dad! there is something wrong with fluffy did she get dizzy chasing her own tail again no... she isn't breathing grab my shovel  Stare Dad

Dad, I told my friend Jackie to make me a SAMMICH! What did she do? She laughed She What?!

Dad, I told my friend Jackie to make me a SAMMICH! What did she do? She laughed She What?!  Stare Dad

Dad! If you went camping with a man, and you woke up the next day with a condom in your ass would you tell anybody? No. Dave wants to know if you wanna go camping. ...

Dad! If you went camping with a man, and you woke up the next day with a condom in your ass would you tell anybody? No. Dave wants to know if you wanna go camping. ...  Stare Dad

Dad! There's a snake in my boot! I'm still, in a dream... ....? SNAKE EATER!

Dad! There's a snake in my boot! I'm still, in a dream... ....? SNAKE EATER!  Stare Dad

Dad, mom needs you! What does she want? Civil Rights EXCUSE ME!

Dad, mom needs you! What does she want? Civil Rights EXCUSE ME!  Stare Dad

Dad, we had sex ed today? so... I think i need birth control. Oh hell no!!! Caption 5 goes here

Dad, we had sex ed today? so... I think i need birth control. Oh hell no!!! Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm confusing the signifier with the signified! (mumbles)...same thing isn't it, you little prick But, I thought... Wikipedia that shit, NOW.

Dad, I'm confusing the signifier with the signified! (mumbles)...same thing isn't it, you little prick But, I thought... Wikipedia that shit, NOW.  Stare Dad

Dad, a kid in my class raped me and the teacher said there's nothing he can do! Why? The kid is black. Nigger semen in my house? Get the fuck out you freak!

Dad, a kid in my class raped me and the teacher said there's nothing he can do! Why? The kid is black. Nigger semen in my house? Get the fuck out you freak!  Stare Dad

Dad, there's a cougar in our yard! Is she hot? No...like a cat Did I fucking stutter?

Dad, there's a cougar in our yard! Is she hot? No...like a cat Did I fucking stutter?  Stare Dad
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