Stare Dad

Dad, it's cold in here! Go stand in the corner. Why? The corner is 90 degrees.

Dad, it's cold in here! Go stand in the corner. Why? The corner is 90 degrees.  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad! I stepped on a Lego and it hurts! Ouch. I'd rather get shot in the knee. Can you make it feel better? I can shoot you in your kneecap.

Dad! I stepped on a Lego and it hurts! Ouch. I'd rather get shot in the knee. Can you make it feel better?  I can shoot you in your kneecap.  Stare Dad

Dad, can we get a dog? No, don't you remember what happened to Spot? No, what? I ATE HIM!

Dad, can we get a dog? No, don't you remember what happened to Spot? No, what? I ATE HIM!  Stare Dad

Dad! Hmmm? I beat Demon's Souls... The second coming of Christ is upon us.

Dad! Hmmm? I beat Demon's Souls... The second coming of Christ is upon us.  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm being raped! Who's raping you? Master Yi...... I hope you didn't use exhaust and ghost

Dad, I'm being raped! Who's raping you? Master Yi...... I hope you didn't use exhaust and ghost  Stare Dad

Dad, can you count to ten in Spanish? No, only to five. Uno, dos, tres, quatro... ...what comes after that? I know you want me.

Dad, can you count to ten in Spanish? No, only to five. Uno, dos, tres, quatro... ...what comes after that? I know you want me.  Stare Dad

im only thirdeen fuk u ok! So is Ash Ketchum. wut... Where's your fucking Pikachu

im only thirdeen fuk u ok! So is Ash Ketchum. wut... Where's your fucking Pikachu  Stare Dad

May the 4th be with you! Live Long and Prosper. What's that from? GET THE FUCK OUT

May the 4th be with you! Live Long and Prosper. What's that from? GET THE FUCK OUT  Stare Dad

Dad! What? Have you seen my sandwich? I am your sandwich!

Dad! What? Have you seen my sandwich? I am your sandwich!  Stare Dad
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