Stare Dad

Dad! The doctor said my pancreas stopped working! You might have it. Have what? DIA-BEETUS

Dad! The doctor said my pancreas stopped working! You might have it. Have what? DIA-BEETUS  Stare Dad

DAD! I just saw Magnus Thoroddsen in a sex shop What was he buying? A deluxe trio anal douche A DELUXE TRIO ANAL DOUCHE!

DAD! I just saw Magnus Thoroddsen in a sex shop What was he buying? A deluxe trio anal douche A DELUXE TRIO ANAL DOUCHE!  Stare Dad

Dad! Why Won't Pete Wentz Call me???? Because he doesn't know you exist. Wha... What? 1-936-617-0475!!!

Dad! Why Won't Pete Wentz Call me???? Because he doesn't know you exist. Wha... What? 1-936-617-0475!!!   Stare Dad

Dad, Lizzy's poking me! kill her Now she's dead trow the dead body away

Dad, Lizzy's poking me! kill her Now she's dead trow the dead body away  Stare Dad

--e----r- Tell your mother. --e- -ni--d What?!

--e----r- Tell your mother. --e- -ni--d What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

Mark is posting lame comics to my Facebook wall! I will fly to Korea and slay him. Isn't that a little much? Go pack my broadsword.

Mark is posting lame comics to my Facebook wall! I will fly to Korea and slay him. Isn't that a little much? Go pack my broadsword.  Stare Dad

Daddy! Sra Vazquez gave me an F! Cockslap that bitch What? Are you a fucking man enough?

Daddy! Sra Vazquez gave me an F! Cockslap that bitch What? Are you a fucking man enough?  Stare Dad

Dad, mom hit me! ... ... ...

Dad, mom hit me! ... ... ...  Stare Dad

Dad I cant sleep. Drink the stuff under the sink. What? You'll sleep forever.

Dad I cant sleep. Drink the stuff under the sink. What? You'll sleep forever.  Stare Dad
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