Stare Dad

Where's mom? Making me a sandwhich No, she isn't Son, grab my gun

Where's mom? Making me a sandwhich No, she isn't Son, grab my gun  Stare Dad

Dad I.... Fuck off but dad.. DIE!

Dad I.... Fuck off but dad.. DIE!  Stare Dad

Dad, there's monster under my bed! There's no monster under the bed how do you know? Because I'm here

Dad, there's monster under my bed! There's no monster under the bed how do you know? Because I'm here  Stare Dad

Dad! Dad! I'm hungry! ...So? Make me something appetizing? Like my dick?

Dad! Dad! I'm hungry! ...So? Make me something appetizing? Like my dick?  Stare Dad

Dad! My girlfriend broke up with me It's okay son, it could be worse What could be worse? AIDS

Dad! My girlfriend broke up with me It's okay son, it could be worse What could be worse? AIDS  Stare Dad

Dad, can you play football with me in the garden? Only if it's full contact. What do you mean? Eye-gauging is allowed

Dad, can you play football with me in the garden? Only if it's full contact. What do you mean? Eye-gauging is allowed  Stare Dad

Dad, I got hit in the face with a dodgeball! How hard? Really hard. How pleasantly delightful.

Dad, I got hit in the face with a dodgeball! How hard?  Really hard. How pleasantly delightful.   Stare Dad

illy ppl are here to steal from you!!!! i dnt care let them take wat they want its yur mozzerella WHAT!!!!!!!

illy ppl are here to steal from you!!!! i dnt care let them take wat they want its yur mozzerella WHAT!!!!!!!  Stare Dad

I woke up and my pants were wet! Is it Urine? I don't think so... Go to your closet and pray.

I woke up and my pants were wet! Is it Urine? I don't think so... Go to your closet and pray.  Stare Dad

pap! ja mijn kind? ik haat viv ik ook mijn zoon, ik ook.

pap! ja mijn kind? ik haat viv ik ook mijn zoon, ik ook.  Stare Dad
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