Stare Dad

Dad! There's a rainbow outside! What did you say? The rainbow... How much dick have you sucked today?

Dad! There's a rainbow outside! What did you say? The rainbow... How much dick have you sucked today?  Stare Dad

Dad this kid beat me up today! His name is... Prawnyxx? How did you.. We hang.

Dad this kid beat me up today! 
His name is... Prawnyxx? How did you.. We hang.  Stare Dad

Dad, someone killed our cat! Don't worry about it. Is that blood? Now I have to kill you too

Dad, someone killed our cat! Don't worry about it. Is that blood? Now I have to kill you too  Stare Dad

Dad! My boyfriend broke up with me! Did you sleep with him? No... Be more slutty next time. Caption 5 goes here

Dad! My boyfriend broke up with me! Did you sleep with him? No... Be more slutty next time. Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad

Dad, Chris and Tom are not doing their homework Tell them to get off Facebook They don't want to listen What!

Dad, Chris and Tom are not doing their homework Tell them to get off Facebook They don't want to listen What!  Stare Dad

Dad some kids hit me in the nuts Bite them The kids? The nuts.

Dad some kids hit me in the nuts Bite them The kids? The nuts.  Stare Dad

Why's Mum crying? We had sex.. ...? SHE BLED!

Why's Mum crying? We had sex.. ...? SHE BLED!  Stare Dad

Dad, I joined the Rocky Horror Picture Show cast! What part did you get? Brad. ASSHOLE!

Dad, I joined the Rocky Horror Picture Show cast! What part did you get? Brad. ASSHOLE!  Stare Dad

Sir! King Dedede is threatening Dreamland! It can't be helped... Sir? Bring me my Warpstar.

Sir! King Dedede is threatening Dreamland! It can't be helped... Sir? Bring me my Warpstar.  Stare Dad

Dad! I just found a dead girl! Son... ... Stay out of my closet...

Dad! I just found a dead girl! Son... ... Stay out of my closet...  Stare Dad
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