Stare Dad

Uncle jim! wheres dad? I'll be your dad from now on. But your moms brother... It didnt stop my parents.

Uncle jim! wheres dad? I'll be your dad from now on. But your moms brother... It didnt stop my parents.  Stare Dad

Mom! I can't find dad anywhere! I ate him Is that his mustache? ..Windego..

Mom! I can't find dad anywhere! I ate him Is that his mustache? ..Windego..  Stare Dad

Dad! I got caught at school and cops took all my weed! You didn't tell them you got it from me. Did you?.. Uh.. I don't think so.. You little bastard!

Dad! I got caught at school and cops took all my weed! You didn't tell them you got it from me. Did you?.. Uh.. I don't think so.. You little bastard!  Stare Dad

Pappa, Pappa! Hva er det Herman? Vi er tom for skumpa IKKE MER SKUMPA?

Pappa, Pappa! 
 Hva er det Herman? Vi er tom for skumpa IKKE MER SKUMPA?   Stare Dad

Dad, i killed my dog! How? He enter in my Sandwich! WTF?

Dad, i killed my dog! How? He enter in my Sandwich! WTF?  Stare Dad

Dad, mom told me you are aren't my real dad! ...it's true.... So if your not, who is? SATAN!

Dad, mom told me you are aren't my real dad! ...it's true.... So if your not, who is? SATAN!  Stare Dad

Mommy, Injun got hit by a car! Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, sweety Who are you? I'm your NEW Mommy!

Mommy, Injun got hit by a car! Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, sweety Who are you? I'm your NEW Mommy!  Stare Dad

Dad, I want to listen to the greatest metal band in a thousand dimensions. ...Shadows of Dawn... Not bad, but they're no Slayer THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY?

Dad, I want to listen to the greatest metal band in a thousand dimensions. ...Shadows of Dawn... Not bad, but they're no Slayer THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY?  Stare Dad

Dad, what are you doing? Filling out doctor papers. Why are you cussing in spanish? These Pendayhoes put it in english.

Dad, what are you doing? Filling out doctor papers. Why are you cussing in spanish? These Pendayhoes put it in english.  Stare Dad

Dad, I swallowed eight of your viagra pills. How long ago? About an hour. WHY IS THERE NO BULGE?!

Dad, I swallowed eight of your viagra pills. How long ago? About an hour. WHY IS THERE NO BULGE?!  Stare Dad
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