Stare Dad

Hey dad! .... ... Dad? I keel you!!!

Hey dad! .... ... Dad? I keel you!!!  Stare Dad

Raah raah! Like a dungeon dragon... Raah raah...! I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon!!

Raah raah! Like a dungeon dragon... Raah raah...! I'm startin' to feel like a dungeon dragon!!  Stare Dad

Dad the doctor says I need more iron in my diet or I could die I am Iron-Man W...What? On your knees.

Dad the doctor says I need more iron in my diet or I could die I am Iron-Man W...What? On your knees.  Stare Dad

Dad, they're making a new Call of Duty!!!! Okay? We don't have an x-box. Grab your piggy bank. Caption 5 goes here

Dad, they're making a new Call of Duty!!!! Okay?  We don't have an x-box. Grab your piggy bank. Caption 5 goes here  Stare Dad

Dad, I know someone who's parents are cool! How so? They're Gamers. GET TO THE BOMB SHELTER.

Dad, I know someone who's parents are cool! How so? They're Gamers. GET TO THE BOMB SHELTER.  Stare Dad

Dad, I have this stupid song stuck in my head!!! Oh, come on, it can't be THAT bad... It's "Friday." DAMMIT! Now it's in MY head!!!

Dad, I have this stupid song stuck in my head!!! Oh, come on, it can't be THAT bad... It's

Dad! My essay for science is due tomorrow and I have nothing to write about!! Go away, I'm masturbating. Wh...what? I. Said. I'm. Masturbating. Go. Away!

Dad! My essay for science is due tomorrow and I have nothing to write about!! Go away, I'm masturbating. Wh...what? I. Said. I'm. Masturbating. Go. Away!  Stare Dad

Dad! There's no more toilet paper! Leaves. ...what? WIPE YOUR ASSHOLE WITH LEAVES.

Dad! There's no more toilet paper! Leaves. ...what? WIPE YOUR ASSHOLE WITH LEAVES.  Stare Dad

Ati ati, sestra mi noce dat joysticka! Ne bi smesn sine, ti nimas sestre... ... CRACK JE KURBA!

Ati ati, sestra mi noce dat joysticka! Ne bi smesn sine, ti nimas sestre... ... CRACK JE KURBA!  Stare Dad

Daddy, someone took a crap in the aquarium! Yep, I did .... What are you waiting for, dickhead! Clean it up!

Daddy, someone took a crap in the aquarium! Yep, I did .... What are you waiting for, dickhead! Clean it up!  Stare Dad
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