Stare Dad

Dad, someone spelled "PIECE" wrong! WHO!? Neeley.. HE WHAT?!

Dad, someone spelled

Dad! I had a wet dream. Just put on a new pair of underwear. All of them have stains on them too... I know.

Dad! I had a wet dream. Just put on a new pair of underwear. All of them have stains on them too... I know.  Stare Dad

Dad,i found someone in my bed today. Must be your sister. My sister has a penis? Shit...

Dad,i found someone in my bed today. Must be your sister. My sister has a penis? Shit...  Stare Dad

Dad, there was blood on my toilet paper! What about your sheets? huh?... Mom cleaned up my mess

Dad, there was blood on my toilet paper! What about your sheets? huh?... Mom cleaned up my mess  Stare Dad

Dad, the self check out at Safeway stole my quarters! that's a computer right? yes? Damn skynet

Dad, the self check out at Safeway stole my quarters! that's a computer right? yes? Damn skynet  Stare Dad

Dad, you didn't wake me and I'm late for school! It's Saturday. No, it's Wednesday! Shit!

Dad, you didn't wake me and I'm late for school! It's Saturday. No, it's Wednesday! Shit!  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm sad because the Harry Potter movies are over. Try reading the books for extra content. What happens in the books? Giants have sex with humans.

Dad, I'm sad because the Harry Potter movies are over. Try reading the books for extra content. What happens in the books? Giants have sex with humans.  Stare Dad

Dad! X Japan released a new single! Is it another ballad? No, it's like their old stuff. TIME FOR A NEW QUICKIE.

Dad! X Japan released a new single! Is it another ballad? No, it's like
their old stuff. TIME FOR A
NEW QUICKIE.  Stare Dad

dad theres someone under my bed!! I know huh? Its a hooker!!

dad theres someone under my bed!! I know huh? Its a hooker!!  Stare Dad

Why is there spoiled milk in my bed? Spoiled milk? Seems like it... So close, and yet so far, my son.

Why is there spoiled milk in my bed? Spoiled milk?  Seems like it... So close, and yet so far, my son.   Stare Dad
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