Stare Dad

These blue orbs just shot outta my face! That means you die... So, what's next? I'm getting your half of the sub sandwich you just paid for!!! FACE!!!!! Creeper Jack: Sub Stealer Extraordinnarie!

These blue orbs just shot outta my face! That means you die... So, what's next? I'm getting your half of the sub sandwich you just paid for!!!  FACE!!!!! Creeper Jack:  


Sub Stealer Extraordinnarie!  Stare Dad

Dad, dad. there was something in my closet last night. Did it look like a bear? YES? Shit just got real!

Dad, dad. there was something in my closet last night. Did it look like a bear? YES? Shit just got real!  Stare Dad

DADDY! He's coming for me!!! He? The ...the boogie man If you come out here again, I'll face fuck you.

DADDY! He's coming for me!!! He? The ...the boogie man If you come out here again, I'll face fuck you.  Stare Dad

Dad, why didn't Santa leave me presents?! ... He's imaginary, Timmy. But... but... Also you have cancer.

Dad, why didn't Santa leave me presents?! ... He's imaginary, Timmy. But... but... Also you have cancer.  Stare Dad

Dad, Fernando is being overopinionated again! What a cholo. That's a derogatory term.... Cry more, cholo.

Dad, Fernando is being overopinionated again! What a cholo. That's a derogatory term.... Cry more, cholo.  Stare Dad

Daddy, daddy! I have a poo poo! Ok, go to the bathroom! I already did... Go get your mother.

Daddy, daddy! I have a poo poo! Ok, go to the bathroom! I already did... Go get your mother.  Stare Dad

My upper teeth are gone! Your mouth looks like Pac-Man. Ahh. You're right. I HAVE no mouth!

My upper teeth are gone! Your mouth looks 
like Pac-Man. Ahh. You're right. I HAVE no mouth!  Stare Dad

Dad , i can't find Jana ! Go look in the kitchen She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad , i can't find Jana ! Go look in the kitchen She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

Naked Marston Picture Aaaaaaaagggh!!! Boy, I said go to sleep. B-but.... BITCH I SAID GO TO SLEEP.

Naked Marston Picture Aaaaaaaagggh!!! Boy, I said go to sleep. B-but.... BITCH I SAID GO TO SLEEP.  Stare Dad
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