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Hey dad... If you have a milkshake and I have have a straw that reaches all the way across the room... dad...? I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.

Hey dad... If you have a milkshake and I have have a straw that reaches all the way across the room... dad...? I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE. Stare Dad
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Dad! Mom said I need to hit puberty! Tell her she needs to hit puberty. but.. She needs to grow a fucking pair. Caption 5 goes here

Dad! Mom said I need to hit puberty! Tell her she needs to hit puberty. but.. She needs to grow a fucking pair. Caption 5 goes here Stare Dad
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Daddy I have an owie! (through gritted teeth) I'm reading... But I think I need stiches. I SAID FUCK OFF!!!

Daddy I have an owie! (through gritted teeth) I'm reading... But I think I need stiches. I SAID FUCK OFF!!! Stare Dad
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But daaaad, I don't wanna go to bed! Take it up with your mother. But I thought... YOUR MOTHER'S DEAD. Oh, I forgot...

But daaaad, I don't wanna go to bed! Take it up with your mother. But I thought... YOUR MOTHER'S DEAD. Oh, I forgot... Stare Dad
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Dad, moms missing! Perfect..... What? Nothing that you can prove!

Dad, moms missing! Perfect..... What? Nothing that you can prove! Stare Dad
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Dad! Why does the babysitter hate you? Because she's a bitch. Why? I fart when I get head.

Dad! Why does the babysitter hate you? Because she's a bitch. Why? I fart when I get head. Stare Dad
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Dad, I was raped. Have you seen my ski mask? ...dad? Have. You. Seen. My. Ski. Mask?

Dad, I was raped. Have you seen my ski mask? ...dad? Have. You. Seen. My. Ski. Mask? Stare Dad
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Dad I broke my arm!!!! I'll get my chainsaw, hammer, glue, and staples then. Ummm... what? You heard me.

Dad I broke my arm!!!! I'll get my chainsaw, hammer, glue, and staples then. Ummm... what? You heard me. Stare Dad
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Dad, my girlfriend asked me if i think her friend's prettier than her. what did you tell her the truth DUMBASS

Dad, my girlfriend asked me if i think her friend's prettier than her. what did you tell her the truth DUMBASS Stare Dad
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fdhgdfg what do you think? none you shall die

fdhgdfg what do you think? none you shall die Stare Dad
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