Stare Dad

I have a riddle, wanna hear it ... Whats in my pocket MY FUCKING RING

I have a riddle, wanna hear it ... Whats in my pocket MY FUCKING RING  Stare Dad

Dad! I lost my virginity today, bu- But what, did your condom break? I didn't finish YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE BY FRIDAY!

Dad! I lost my virginity today, bu- But what, did your condom break? I didn't finish YOU FUCKING IDIOT. I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE BY FRIDAY!  Stare Dad

Dad I got a new girlfriend! Is it Jordan Larson? Yes... OBSESSED!

Dad I got a new girlfriend! Is it Jordan Larson? Yes... OBSESSED!  Stare Dad

Daddy, daddy I found a wet thermometer. So. is "+" fatal? FUCK.

Daddy, daddy I found a wet thermometer. So. is

What should I wear to the dance? A dress What? DERP

What should I wear to the dance? A dress What? DERP  Stare Dad

Mr. Lousey, I'd like to apologize for crashing through SAE's glass door. I'm sorry for shattering SAE's glass door. What door? The one you're about to go through.

Mr. Lousey, I'd like to apologize for crashing through SAE's glass door. I'm sorry for shattering SAE's glass door. What door? The one you're about to go through.  Stare Dad

Dad! Nicholas Cage is launching nukes! He's What? You mean you didn't know? Nicholas cage launches nukes?

Dad! Nicholas Cage is launching nukes! He's What? You mean you didn't know? Nicholas cage launches nukes?  Stare Dad

PAAAI , TEM ZUMBIS LA FORA !! E dai ? Nao vai la ver ? Oq voce acha que eu sou ?

PAAAI , TEM ZUMBIS LA FORA !! E dai ? Nao vai la ver ? Oq voce acha que eu sou ?  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, I don't know who to vote for ! Knights of To-More-ow But they have a lame name Did I stutter???

Dad, I don't know who to vote for ! Knights of To-More-ow But they have a lame name Did I stutter???  Stare Dad
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