Stare Dad

Dad!! I had a dream that you died and I destroyed your company!!! How did it end? I dont remember... WE NEED TO GO DEEPER

Dad!! I had a dream that you died and I destroyed your company!!! How did it end? I dont remember... WE NEED TO GO DEEPER  Stare Dad

Daddy my butthole has weird sores all over! ...This can mean only one thing... ...Huh? I have syphilis!

Daddy my butthole has weird sores all over! ...This can mean only one thing... ...Huh? I have syphilis!  Stare Dad

Hey dad...my penis hurts... HAHA wait, your what hurts? My penis... -I have lotion..that I can rub..all over..your..........penis........I'll go get it...

Hey dad...my penis hurts... HAHA wait, your what hurts? My penis... -I have lotion..that I can rub..all over..your..........penis........I'll go get it...  Stare Dad

Dad, what is it I was smoking dope!!! I'd hit everything in this thread with a bat. Even Vard? Yes!

Dad, what is it I was smoking dope!!! I'd hit everything in this thread with a bat. Even Vard? Yes!  Stare Dad

Dad, Bhangra is finally over! I don't know what to do. ... Hmmmm WHERE IS SAMEER GOING TO SLEEP?

Dad, Bhangra is finally over! I don't know what to do. ... Hmmmm WHERE IS SAMEER GOING TO SLEEP?  Stare Dad

Sale ga nema ...Znam... Ali sale ga nema?! ZNAM!!!

Sale ga nema ...Znam... Ali sale ga nema?! ZNAM!!!  Stare Dad

Hey dad i have a joke for you! why cant Helen Keller drive? ...because shes deaf and blind? BECAUSE SHES DEAD!

Hey dad i have a joke for you! why cant Helen Keller drive? ...because shes deaf and blind? BECAUSE SHES DEAD!  Stare Dad

Daddy! There's an officer outside wanting to speak with you Get me my fork What? Tonight, we dine in Hell

Daddy! There's an officer outside wanting to speak with you Get me my fork What? Tonight, we dine in Hell  Stare Dad

Daddy! I think I might have terminal cancer! Dumbass says what? What? Get out.

Daddy! I think I might have terminal cancer! Dumbass says what? What? Get out.  Stare Dad

Dad! Do you remember what today is? No. Its my birth... I SAID NO...

Dad! Do you remember what today is? No. Its my birth... I SAID NO...  Stare Dad
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