Stare Dad

Dad! Theres shit all over the place! It was me... Do i have to clean it? Clean it!

Dad! Theres shit all over the place! It was me... Do i have to clean it? Clean it!  Stare Dad

DAAADD!! I WANNA GO TO CHUCKY CHEEZE!! Go Ask Your Mother... sh...she said no.. ...I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU

DAAADD!! I WANNA GO TO CHUCKY CHEEZE!! Go Ask Your Mother... sh...she said no.. ...I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU  Stare Dad

Dad! Costa didn't win MVP of the soccer team! who did? Colt Colt is the best

Dad! Costa didn't win MVP of the soccer team! who did? Colt Colt is the best  Stare Dad

RAD: Vlad I totally got laid last night VLAD: So why are you bitching? RAD: Not too sure... VLAD: It's because you only bang two's!!!

RAD: Vlad I totally got laid last night VLAD: So why are you bitching? RAD: Not too sure... VLAD: It's because you only bang two's!!!  Stare Dad

Dad, Mom says I was adopted! That's silly. You're a clone. But I;m Jeff... YOU'RE NUMBER 42. SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GETTING NUMBER 43!

Dad, Mom says I was adopted! That's silly. You're a clone. But I;m Jeff... YOU'RE NUMBER 42. SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GETTING NUMBER 43!  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm horny Tell your mother. She's not in the bed She's What?!

Dad, I'm horny Tell your mother. She's not in the bed She's What?!  Stare Dad

Dad, someone online said my story was cool! I bet he called you bro, too. He did... Cool story, bro.

Dad, someone online said my story was cool! I bet he called you bro, too. He did... Cool story, bro.  Stare Dad

dad dad the dog is dead i know what? ............

dad dad the dog is dead i know what? ............  Stare Dad

Dad mom said I'm adopted! You are. What!? I'm joking, you were an accident.

Dad mom said I'm adopted! You are. What!? I'm joking, you were an accident.  Stare Dad

Eddie Tucker's patching his driveway! Yep. Mhm. Fucker.

Eddie Tucker's patching his driveway! Yep. Mhm. Fucker.  Stare Dad
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