Stare Dad

Dad! There's a spider in my room! Can't you see i'm in the bathroom? But this is the living room GTFO!

Dad! There's a spider in my room! Can't you see i'm in the bathroom? But this is the living room GTFO!  Stare Dad

I just had sex!!! And it feeeeelt so goood! ? I did it with my penis.

I just had sex!!! And it feeeeelt so goood! ? I did it with my penis.  Stare Dad

Dad! We learned about Helen Keller at school today Have you seen her dad? ...no? Neither has she...

Dad! We learned about Helen Keller at school today Have you seen her dad? ...no? Neither has she...  Stare Dad

Dad! Brian jizzed on my pizza! So...you gonna eat it? Wait, what...I... BRING IT TO ME

Dad! Brian jizzed on my pizza! So...you gonna eat it? Wait, what...I... BRING IT TO ME  Stare Dad

Dad, John Cena turned heel! Who the fuck's John Cena? ....?! WRESTLING STOPPED IN 2001...

Dad, John Cena turned heel! Who the fuck's John Cena? ....?! WRESTLING STOPPED IN 2001...  Stare Dad

Dad I stepped in dog poop again!!! Come here, let me lick it off. Um.. dad..? Let me.

Dad I stepped in dog poop again!!! Come here, let me lick it off. Um.. dad..? Let me.  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Suck my cock. but dad SUCK IT !!

Dad, I'm hungry! Suck my cock. but dad SUCK IT !!  Stare Dad

dad, i love you shut up but...your my best friend SAY THAT AGAIN AND I WILL KILL YOU

dad, i love you shut up but...your my best friend SAY THAT AGAIN AND I WILL KILL YOU  Stare Dad

Dad, I love Deoxys. which pokemon do you like? Mewtwo Mew who? Get the fuck out of my house!!

Dad, I love Deoxys. which pokemon do you like? Mewtwo Mew who? Get the fuck out of my house!!  Stare Dad

Dad, Richie said that Initium II was going to be here months ago!!! How many months has it been? 16.... Give the kid what he wants, mate.

Dad, Richie said that Initium II was going to be here months ago!!! How many months has it been? 16.... Give the kid what he wants, mate.  Stare Dad
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