Stare Dad

Dad,Mom just packed her stuff and left! Did she leave a sandwich? BUt... DID SHE LEAVE A SANDWICH?

Dad,Mom just packed her stuff and left! Did she leave a sandwich? BUt... DID SHE LEAVE A SANDWICH?  Stare Dad

Rint, I just remembered when I euthanised my own companion cube. You got emotionally attached to a cube, Oldham? It had a heart... IT'S A FUCKING CUBE.

Rint, I just remembered when I euthanised my own companion cube. You got emotionally attached to a cube, Oldham? It had a heart... IT'S A FUCKING CUBE.  Stare Dad

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!

Dad, I'm hungry! Tell your mother. She's not in the kitchen She's What?!  Stare Dad

It hurts when I pee! should've wrapped it up. I made a mistake!!! So did I.

It hurts when I pee! should've wrapped it up. I made a mistake!!! So did I.  Stare Dad

Dad today they talked about sex ed in school !!! ... Dad? Who are you?

Dad today they talked about sex ed in school !!! ... Dad? Who are you?  Stare Dad

Did you hear about Bernie? Did I hear what about Bernie? Bernie got laid in Cuba HE WHAT?

Did you hear about Bernie? Did I hear what about Bernie? Bernie got laid in Cuba HE WHAT?  Stare Dad

Dad! Mark got a 99 on his Chemistry test! . . . . . Uh.. Dad? HE'S DEAD TO ME!

Dad! Mark got a 99 on his Chemistry test! . . . . . Uh.. Dad? HE'S DEAD TO ME!  Stare Dad

Dad I wanna go to toys r us For what? G.I. Joes LETS FUCKING RIDE

Dad I wanna go to toys r us For what? G.I. Joes LETS FUCKING RIDE  Stare Dad

Dad! What? I love you. So does your mom. She told me last night. When I had sex with her. Eat that, queer.

Dad!  What? I love you. So does your mom. She told me last night. When I had sex with her. Eat that, queer.  Stare Dad

Dad, My teacher slapped me! Slap her back. Now she is calling the principal. Slap her harder!!!

Dad, My teacher slapped me! Slap her back. Now she is calling the principal. Slap her harder!!!   Stare Dad
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