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I shit my bitch-ass pants, yo! Fo' real, son? Snap! It isn't cool when you say it. Bitch, don't make me slap you with my pimp hand!

I shit my bitch-ass pants, yo! Fo' real, son? Snap! It isn't cool when you say it. Bitch, don't make me slap you with my pimp hand! Stare Dad
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Daddy, I don't know what to do, my wiener is standing up and it won't go down. That's good... ... That's real good...

Daddy, I don't know what to do, my wiener is standing up and it won't go down. That's good... ... That's real good... Stare Dad
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I want to rooster! That's nice. I have to study. But...don't you care? BYEAH!!

I want to rooster! That's nice. I have to study. But...don't you care? BYEAH!! Stare Dad
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Daddy people are at the door Who are they? Pirates Load the Cannons

Daddy people are at the door Who are they? Pirates Load the Cannons Stare Dad
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Do I have to make a 75 slide PowerPoint for Friday lunch? Yes. All done, can you review? THE FONTS ARE WRONG!!

Do I have to make a 75 slide PowerPoint for Friday lunch? Yes. All done, can you review? THE FONTS ARE WRONG!! Stare Dad
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Dad, I'm out of condoms! *fapping* So? Please?! *FAPPING* You can have this one when I'm finished

Dad, I'm out of condoms! *fapping* So? Please?! *FAPPING* You can have this one when I'm finished Stare Dad
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Dad, why does Gopal smell? Ask your mother. B-b-but Gopal is making my bed smell. Boy. Get my gun.

Dad, why does Gopal smell? Ask your mother. B-b-but Gopal is making my bed smell. Boy. Get my gun. Stare Dad
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Dad! I found half a worm in my apple! Do you know what's worse than that? ...no. GENOCIDE.

Dad! I found half a worm in my apple! Do you know what's worse than that? ...no. GENOCIDE. Stare Dad
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Dad! I can't sleep! Read me a story! *sigh* what kind of story? um.. a fairy tale? Bring me the Bible.

Dad! I can't sleep! Read me a story! *sigh* what kind of story? um.. a fairy tale? Bring me the Bible. Stare Dad
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Dad, Chris is dead and will haunt me with his sole! He's a ginger. What.... GINGERS DONT HAVE SOULS!

Dad, Chris is dead and will haunt me with his sole! He's a ginger. What.... GINGERS DONT HAVE SOULS! Stare Dad
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