Stare Dad

Dad, grandma's dead!! So what? I thought that old bitch would never die

Dad, grandma's dead!! So what? I thought that old bitch would never die  Stare Dad

DADDDD my girlfriend left me! You'll soon learn, kid. Girls are only good for 70 things...like samiches. Hmm...sniff, what else?! 69

DADDDD my girlfriend left me! You'll soon learn, kid.  Girls are only good for 70 things...like samiches. Hmm...sniff, what else?! 69  Stare Dad

Dad! i puked everywhere! wheres the dog? She's eating it oh...

Dad! i puked everywhere! wheres the dog? She's eating it oh...  Stare Dad

DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! What motherfucker? You got that hooker pregnant GOD DAMMIT

DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! DAD! What motherfucker? You got that hooker pregnant GOD DAMMIT  Stare Dad

Dad! Dad! I found a rare gem while digging in the yard! Give it to me... Now. ...Finder's Keepers... I'm going to find my shotgun really quick.

Dad! Dad! I found a rare gem while digging in the yard! Give it to me... Now. ...Finder's Keepers... I'm going to find my shotgun really quick.  Stare Dad

Dad! What? IDK! You fucking dick!

Dad!  What? IDK! You fucking dick!   Stare Dad

Dad i want to hear a joke. How many babies does it take to paint a house? ... Depends on how hard you throw them!!!!

Dad i want to hear a joke.  How many babies does it take to paint a house? ... Depends on how hard you throw them!!!!  Stare Dad

My miniature dolphins are getting away! Your what? Miniature Dolphins Get me your mother and a belt.

My miniature dolphins are getting away! Your what? Miniature Dolphins Get me your mother and a belt.  Stare Dad

Daddy! I think I might have terminal cancer! Dumbass says what? What? Get out.

Daddy! I think I might have terminal cancer! Dumbass says what? What? Get out.  Stare Dad

Dad, i had a mightmare i know how did you know i am your nightmare! *rapes*

Dad, i had a mightmare i know how did you know i am your nightmare!
*rapes*  Stare Dad
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