Stare Dad

DAD! there's an angry crustacean in the living room! does it look foreign?? erm.. yes? IRAQ LOBSTER!

DAD! there's an angry crustacean in the living room! does it look foreign?? erm.. yes? IRAQ LOBSTER!  Stare Dad

Dad, there is a blue box in the garden and a man calling himself a doctor... Son get a shovel... ...why? We're going to steal a time machine!

Dad, there is a blue box in the garden and a man calling himself a doctor... Son get a shovel... ...why? We're going to steal a time machine!  Stare Dad

neeeeeeeeee ik ben droevig door jonathan waar is de facebook luca op google kijk luca mijn cornflakes

neeeeeeeeee ik ben droevig door jonathan waar is de facebook luca op google kijk luca mijn cornflakes  Stare Dad

I was adopted! I know. Why didn't.. Fuck Off.

I was adopted! I know. Why didn't.. Fuck Off.  Stare Dad

DAD!I have to go to the bathroom but the toilets clogged! Bring me my bowl and spoon but...why? I'm eating a hot meal tonight!

DAD!I have to go to the bathroom but the toilets clogged! Bring me my bowl and spoon but...why? I'm eating a hot meal tonight!  Stare Dad

Dad I cant find my fingers! What was the last thing you ate? cheetos, why? That explains the taste.

Dad I cant find my fingers! What was the last thing you ate? cheetos, why? That explains the taste.  Stare Dad

Dad, kids at school keep bullying me !! They called me absent-minded !! That's only because they're jelaous, David ... My name's not David ... Get the hell to your house, you scatterbrained !!

Dad, kids at school keep bullying me !! They called me absent-minded !! That's only because they're jelaous, David ... My name's not David ... Get the hell to your house, you scatterbrained !!  Stare Dad

Dad, what if a werewolves were real? ... Uhm...Dad? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHAT IF'?!?!

Dad, what if a werewolves were real? ... Uhm...Dad? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'WHAT IF'?!?!  Stare Dad

the dog is missing i had him put down but he was fine deal with it

the dog is missing i had him put down but he was fine deal with it  Stare Dad

They're going down the stairs... ...going up the stairs ... GOING UP THE SIDEWAYS STAIRS!

They're going down the stairs... ...going up the stairs ... GOING UP THE SIDEWAYS STAIRS!  Stare Dad
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