Stare Dad

Dad! Mom got hit by a tree! No she didn't. But... Ther are no trees in the kitchen.

Dad! Mom got hit by a tree! No she didn't. But... Ther are no trees in the kitchen.   Stare Dad

Dad I wet my bed.. No you didn't ...? I DID!!

Dad I wet my bed.. No you didn't ...? I DID!!  Stare Dad

Dad! There's a creepy guy in our bathroom with mom! ... I know ... What? I'm paying him

Dad! There's a creepy guy in our bathroom with mom! ... I know ... What? I'm paying him  Stare Dad

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS STARING AT ME!?!?! I'm not staring at you... Yes you are... I AM NOT STARING AT YOU.

 WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS STARING AT ME!?!?! I'm not staring at you... Yes you are... I AM NOT STARING AT YOU.  Stare Dad

Uuh uuh uuuh uuuh uh! Uuuuh uuh uuuh uuh uh! Uuh uuh uuuh uuuh uh! Barbra Streisand

Uuh uuh uuuh uuuh uh! Uuuuh uuh uuuh uuh uh! Uuh uuh uuuh uuuh uh! Barbra Streisand  Stare Dad

Dad, I broke the... I broke the...! spit it out! I dropped IT... but was it HOT?!

Dad, I broke the... I broke the...! spit it out! I dropped IT... but was it HOT?!  Stare Dad

hey dad. how long is your penis? 3 inches wow your small! off the ground

hey dad. how long is your penis? 3 inches  wow your small! off the ground  Stare Dad

Dad, I love you! I love you too son, no homo. What? I said No Homo!

Dad, I love you! I love you too son, no homo. What? I said No Homo!  Stare Dad

Congress is passing oppressive legislation So the fuck what Internet censorship WE RIDE AT DAWN!

Congress is passing oppressive legislation So the fuck what Internet censorship WE RIDE AT DAWN!  Stare Dad

Dad, I just had sex. Very good son. When will my ass stop hurting Fuck.

Dad, I just had sex. Very good son. When will my ass stop hurting Fuck.  Stare Dad
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