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Dad why do I have to do all these chores? Because son... Because why? IT'S IN THE CONTRACT

Dad why do I have to do all these chores? Because son... Because why? IT'S IN THE CONTRACT  Stare Dad

Oi, dinner lady, I found a pube in my pasta That isn't surprising. Why? I found pasta in my pubes

Oi, dinner lady, I found a pube in my pasta That isn't surprising. Why? I found pasta in my pubes  Stare Dad

Dad? Not now She's not in the kitchen KILL CONFIRMED

Dad? Not now She's not in the kitchen KILL CONFIRMED  Stare Dad

Dad we're gonna be late for the CMU vs. Ball State game! We aren't going Why not? Not enough booze to stay drunk until halftime

Dad we're gonna be late for the CMU vs. Ball State game! We aren't going Why not? Not enough booze to stay drunk until halftime  Stare Dad

I don't wanna walk to the Rec Call the bobbies They're doing walking escorts then you're screwed

I don't wanna walk to the Rec Call the bobbies They're doing walking escorts then you're screwed  Stare Dad

Dad, whitney houston is dead Fuck off you adopted wanker, she isnt dead Well she's not in the bath anymore Oh Fuck !!!

Dad, whitney houston is dead Fuck off you adopted wanker, she isnt dead Well she's not in the bath anymore Oh Fuck !!!   Stare Dad

The Seniors are graduating Thank God except for kappa FUCK!!

The Seniors are graduating Thank God except for kappa FUCK!!  Stare Dad

Oi Laurie cunt chop me like 100$ need sausage rolls Just take it like you always do Fuck up Laurie You fuck up

Oi Laurie cunt chop me like 100$ need sausage rolls Just take it like you always do Fuck up Laurie You fuck up  Stare Dad

Dad! I got my first blow job today! How was it? It tastes bad.. WTF!

Dad! I got my first blow job today! How was it? It tastes bad.. WTF!  Stare Dad

Dad Dad! I cut my toe off while I was clipping my toe nails.... Grab the tortillas... shouldn't we call 911? No, we're having Toe Tacos tonight... bitch

Dad Dad! I cut my toe off while I was clipping my toe nails.... Grab the tortillas...  shouldn't we call 911? No, we're having Toe Tacos tonight... bitch  Stare Dad
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